They're Baaack—35 Totally Relatable Memes and TikToks About Girl Scout Cookie Season
The fifth (and most important) season of the year is officially upon us: Girl Scout Cookie season! And it's time to share hysterical Girl Scout Cookie memes that remind us all how much we love 'em.
It happens in the first few months of every new year. Those tasty little bites of sugary goodness come along just as we have made promises to ourselves to stick to a diet or a new exercise program. Some folks with oodles of willpower are able to turn the other way when a sweet-faced little girl asks them to support her Girl Scout Troop by buying a package (or ten!) of the sweet confections, while plenty of other people purchase enough Tagalongs (or Peanut Butter Patties) to last them all year until the next sale starts!
All joking aside, the Girl Scout Cookie Program is the world’s largest girl-run business in the world. While it satisfies the sweet tooth of cookie lovers, it teaches young Girl Scouts financial and business skills as they earn money for their troop’s adventures, like campouts, cooking classes or even purchasing the supplies for their community service outings. I must confess, it makes me so proud to see my own Brownie tally up that cookie order sheet to tell her Pop-Pop how much money he owes her for his purchases!
Whether you are a Girl Scout parent like me hoping to drum up a little social media business for your little entrepreneur, or just a Thin Mint lover counting down the days until your cookie supplier brings you your next delivery, you are sure to love this collection of funny posts, memes and TikToks about Girl Scout cookies!
And make sure you make room in your freezer for some extras so you can make these delicious desserts out of Girl Scout cookies!
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Girl Scout Cookie Memes
1. First, let's have a moment of silence for the cookies we lost along the way.
2. Grown-up money is the best thing to happen to you and Girl Scout cookie season.
Ordered 14 boxes of Girl Scout cookies today don’t let them lie to you being an adult is awesome
— Aaron (@alnance10) January 20, 2022
3. Pick your cookies like your pick your friends: wisely.
4. You’ve got a friend in me.
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5. No, really, it’s for the cats.
I'm both a girl scout cookie dad, and a cat lover. Which allows for wonderful memes. pic.twitter.com/QtQK9qjwUw
— Josh Simar (@SimarJosh) February 9, 2019
6. 'Shake 'em down' is part of the Girl Scout Law, duh.
7. Self-love is important (for you AND the cookies).
8. Wait til he hears about Keebler E.L.Fudge cookies.
9. That’s not nearly enough, Jim!
Oh no. What have I done? #girlscoutcookies pic.twitter.com/lgqfz26Yx2
— James Bramble (@BrambleJim) January 21, 2022
10. That’s dedication!
My friend’s kid: “Auntie E what flavors of Girl Scout Cookies do you want?”
Me: Yes pic.twitter.com/BhDLnGijr2— Erika (@emesola) January 24, 2022
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11. We're holding space for Girl Scout cookies this season.
12. Who doesn't want Peanut Butter Patties?
Tagalongs are the most consistently underrated Girl Scout cookie. Period.
(🎥 Yes Day) pic.twitter.com/AAbd5tyPOm— Netflix (@netflix) March 15, 2021
13. Delicious they are.
When you only have one box of Girl Scout Cookies left in the freezer so you have to savor every last bite #babyyoda pic.twitter.com/IB1qbnrsci
— Girl Scouts of Connecticut (@GSOFCT) December 9, 2019
14. Businesswomen in training!
CONVERSATION I JUST HAD:
ME: Two Thin Mints please
GIRL SCOUT: That’ll be $10. Or you can get four boxes for $20!
ME (gentle): Um, that’s not a savings
GIRL SCOUT (NOT gentle): NO ONE SAID IT WAS
...
ME: Four boxes would be great.— Tim Long (@mrtimlong) February 12, 2019
15. No cash? No problem!
Little Girl: Excuse me, sir. I know you want to buy some Girl Scout Cookies.
Me: (You know?) Sorry. I don’t have any cash on me.
Little Girl: (Pulls out phone) What’s your Venmo?
Me: pic.twitter.com/kRDY0vPjDT— Shawn Rose (@ShawnFace) February 7, 2019
16. Even Reese Witherspoon is getting in on the action.
Just doing my part to support the dreams of young female entrepreneurs... 😂 #teamthinmints @girlscouts pic.twitter.com/O71OwY9a8M
— Reese Witherspoon (@ReeseW) February 21, 2020
17. JT is #TeamSamoas all the way.
Samoas vs Thin Mints... FOOD FOR THOUGHT. pic.twitter.com/7pDL18A8Hm
— Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) February 28, 2020
18. These cookies make us dance for joy!
19. Cookies are always good news.
20. And I enjoyed it too!
Who ate the last Girl Scout cookie???#meme #AmongUs #gamermom #SaturdayMorning #familyfun #momlife pic.twitter.com/LkzFcvaYlt
— GamerMom.GG (@GamerMomGG) April 24, 2021
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21. Even Bernie Sanders and his mittens love Samoas!
But Girl Scout cookies #BernieSanders #cookierun #BernieSandersMittens pic.twitter.com/rVEAx1gioF
— PackagedWithLoveTroop2927 (@WithLove2927) January 22, 2021
22. Who needs milk when you have merlot?
🍷🍪 It's that time of year again! Skip the milk & pair Girl Scout cookies with your favorite pours. Try these tasty pairings this cookie season and have fun finding new wine & cookie combinations!
Book a Girl Scout wine pairing in February and I'll bring the cookies! pic.twitter.com/Xm7uNG8V11— Vetters (@Vetters911) January 19, 2022
23. Bills player Stefon Diggs shows us all how to accessorize deliciously.
— katherine fitzgerald (@kfitz134) January 22, 2022
24. Is there a perk for being a repeat customer?
my mom buying Girl Scout cookies: pic.twitter.com/RRJF1PtAlx
— Liv Demk (@_liv_mas_) January 25, 2022
25. Sometimes you just have to pull the car over, park illegally and buy some Samoas!
26. I’ll take cookies over your chocolate, thanks.
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27. The fifth season is the best season.
28. Just pretend that’s the serving size.
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29. But will you share your stash?
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30. Resolution, Schmesolution!
Whoever created weight loss resolutions obviously didn’t factor in Girl Scout Cookies! pic.twitter.com/A2MjSSLSr6
— Girl Scouts (@girlscouts) January 8, 2016
31. And I can do it in my pajamas!
getting my girl scout cookies online i love technology pic.twitter.com/Y21AG3tdlO
— sharl mo (@tenstrife) January 23, 2022
32. Respect the hustle.
Girl scout cookies.
(Shout out to the enterprising girl scout and her dad posted out front of the McDonald's by the weed dispensary in Adams Morgan. Smart location, great business sense) pic.twitter.com/uq6vT8jNVM— x (@xalopez) January 21, 2022
33. Same.
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34. I'll be over here counting my piles of Samoas.
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35. May the odds be ever in your favor!
Me when I found out that someone else in the office is tryna sell Girl Scout Cookies too... pic.twitter.com/TrhEndqmXo
— @TheCoreyRichardson on Threads. Follow Me There. (@vexedinthecity) December 22, 2021
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