My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 18 Black Tweets From The Week

Hulu / @keatingssixthHello everybody! August is here, and Black Twitter has been ACTIVE, mainly because of all the Black excellence we've seen at the Paris Olympics!— Ms. Andry Noir, PhD (@keatingssixth) July 30, 2024
As far as I’m concerned gymnastics is a Black job pic.twitter.com/WVcxnQ1xZK

Here's a look at the funniest Black tweets that graced my timeline this week:

@MelechThomas1. — Melech. (@MelechThomas) August 4, 2024
“Noah Lyles had a bad start in the 100m, but he still won the race. Got me thinking about how we got off on the wrong foot, but I don’t think it’s too late to cross the finish line together. Hope you get this 🫶🏽” pic.twitter.com/3LSug4ytws

NBC / @BronGotGame2. — ²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 (@BronGotGame) August 3, 2024
Look at Bron face, he a psycho man😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/auucRERL8U

@theereal_one3. — Austine (@theereal_one) August 2, 2024
Those animals don’t even hang out together this is fucking nuts https://t.co/KO6w926yxB

VH1 / @leahfrombklyn4. — Leah Goodridge (@leahfrombklyn) August 3, 2024
My funniest moment as a tenants’ rights attorney?I got this call by nursing home residents they want me to come lead a housing rights workshop. I get there. And instead they say “Attorney Goodridge, we need you to tell these staff people we are allowed to have SEX!” pic.twitter.com/9RCIgvzIZL

@BanUnsweetTea5. — Ryan Campbell (@BanUnsweetTea) July 31, 2024
At Waffle House and they talking about Kamala in the kitchen. Trump is cooked. The Waffle House streets do not lie. These the rules

@ihyomeo6. — omeo 𖤐 (@ihyomeo) July 31, 2024
my grandpa gotta chill i told him i got it 😭 pic.twitter.com/CLHFt4eEpY

VH1/ @themultiplemom7. — Princess | Mindfulness | Conscious Parenting (@themultiplemom) August 2, 2024
Playing restaurant with my kids and I told my 7yo my food was too salty. Him: because I use salt. Me: but it’s too much. Him: eat some grapes and pay. Me: pic.twitter.com/mVJhrz8U01

@holadamilola8. — Reggae Banana (@holadamilola) July 31, 2024
Kamala got 100 days to see everybody. I woulda had to get some braids

@triniboyshaq9. — Shaq🤙🏾 (@triniboyshaq) July 31, 2024
So my cousin put TVs in both her kids room and she found out they watch it during the night so i suggested a router so she can cut off the internet to the TV when she wants & I set up MDM for her to use. My little cousins said they don’t want to see me ever in life again 😭😭😭

@reaIrager10. — jaden (@reaIrager) August 4, 2024
Why the fuck I’m in target by the alcohol section and this white man say “oh the crown royal peach is right here” wtf 😭😭😭😭

@easterngoblin11. — ʰ (@easterngoblin) August 2, 2024
Just put another patty on it dawg stop playin wit me pic.twitter.com/roQ9pbEMs2

@LC_62312. — Léon (@LC_623) July 29, 2024
I took a pack of salmon and 2 bottles of dove soap from my parents house yesterday. My mom called me this morning like “you black bastard” 😭😭😭

@BfbDaPackman / @Hoodville_13. — Bfb From ROSELAWN Dr (@BfbDaPackman) July 31, 2024
I date black women gang .. I don’t have this problem https://t.co/tU3WTcta3a

Club Shay Shay via YouTube / @panduh__ / Via youtube.com14. — 🌱🐼 (@panduh__) August 1, 2024
I hate when it’s a yt family vs black family on Family Feud and the black family be dumb asf. pic.twitter.com/2w1n9kZror

@luhmarispamm15. — dr1 🦦 (@luhmarispamm) August 3, 2024
we too old to be recording the fire at hibachi places

@HeyyHellyy16. — Helly (@HeyyHellyy) July 31, 2024
Man fuck DC and these dumb ass speeding tickets. They got cameras everywhere dawg, on the light poles, in the bushes, on the crackheads like wtf

@JasmineWashington / @itskillakenz17. — Killa Kenz 👾 (@itskillakenz) July 31, 2024
Me asf as a parent 😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/w8gTJ5EkJ1

@SnoopDogg18. — Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) August 4, 2024
Thanks Josh mom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏿‍♂️🎶🇺🇸🎤🛑😭👍🏿 https://t.co/3G9wSWFlCY

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