'What is happening?': Hilarious reactions to cringeworthy Bachelor date
Bachelor Matt Agnew, 32, took Kristen ‘China Girl’ Czyszek on a single date in Thursday night’s episode of the reality TV series that left viewers horrified.
Things started out well with the astrophysicist and the 25-year-old China Researcher doing a spot of kayaking but quickly got weird when the couple got stuck into a ‘cringeworthy’ whole-body coffee scrub.
Matt and Kristen’s Bachelor coffee scrub
The seductive date - which saw Matt and Kristen cover each other in coffee grounds - was roasted by viewers who compared it to radiation burns, a wasp attack and, well... a case of explosive diarrhea.
“Welcome to Kristen’s day spa” the Mandarin-speaker purred while rubbing handfulls of the stuff onto Matt’s bare chest, prompting him to declare, “I’m so turned on right now”.
For some reason, the coffee-crusted hunk squeezed his over-six-foot frame into a tiny bucket but he still scored a kiss from Kristen.
Bachelor fans have chocolate-bath flashbacks
The whole scenario ended up giving some viewers flashbacks to then-Bachelor Richie Strahan and Alex Nation’s infamous chocolate bath in the 2016 season.
Not again.@TheBachelorAU #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/HLUbIG4XIj
— Kayla-Lee Hoye (@kaylaleehoye) August 15, 2019
Here’s a round-up of just some of the hilarious Twitter reactions to keep you laughing - until next week’s episode at least.
Ughhh wth this show just gets more & more cringey every season 🥴
— Tima (@teemz_k) August 22, 2019
Tonight’s episode so far ... #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/lWJFwlCEtP
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) August 22, 2019
#thebachelorau I should rewatch Chenobyl because this radiation burns looks is really hot stuff pic.twitter.com/XqV45jfxzs
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) August 22, 2019
She looks like that girl from The Hunger Games after she got attacked by those wasps #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Ouk7JOlrEE
— Ella Margaret (@ellamargaret) August 22, 2019
#TheBachelorAu
When you both have explosive diarrhoea but decide to make out anyway— Dave (@davey0511) August 22, 2019
Matt and Kristen's date. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/wKgYxtHGOp
— Ryan Lynch (@BusynessCasual) August 22, 2019
Even cheeky Bachelor host Osher Günsberg weighed in, and we think his take is the funniest yet.
This is exactly how I have my coffee in the morning.
Except I'm alone.
In ugg boots.
I do tongue pash it similarly though. #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/Dqjk7Rk2C8— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 22, 2019
The Bachelor Australia airs 7.30pm Wednesdays and Thursdays on Channel 10 and 10play.
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