Bachelor Matt Agnew, 32, took Kristen ‘China Girl’ Czyszek on a single date in Thursday night’s episode of the reality TV series that left viewers horrified.
Things started out well with the astrophysicist and the 25-year-old China Researcher doing a spot of kayaking but quickly got weird when the couple got stuck into a ‘cringeworthy’ whole-body coffee scrub.
Matt and Kristen’s Bachelor coffee scrub
The seductive date - which saw Matt and Kristen cover each other in coffee grounds - was roasted by viewers who compared it to radiation burns, a wasp attack and, well... a case of explosive diarrhea.
“Welcome to Kristen’s day spa” the Mandarin-speaker purred while rubbing handfulls of the stuff onto Matt’s bare chest, prompting him to declare, “I’m so turned on right now”.
For some reason, the coffee-crusted hunk squeezed his over-six-foot frame into a tiny bucket but he still scored a kiss from Kristen.
Bachelor fans have chocolate-bath flashbacks
The whole scenario ended up giving some viewers flashbacks to then-Bachelor Richie Strahan and Alex Nation’s infamous chocolate bath in the 2016 season.
Here’s a round-up of just some of the hilarious Twitter reactions to keep you laughing - until next week’s episode at least.
Ughhh wth this show just gets more & more cringey every season 🥴— Tima (@teemz_k) August 22, 2019
#TheBachelorAu— Dave (@davey0511) August 22, 2019
When you both have explosive diarrhoea but decide to make out anyway
Even cheeky Bachelor host Osher Günsberg weighed in, and we think his take is the funniest yet.
The Bachelor Australia airs 7.30pm Wednesdays and Thursdays on Channel 10 and 10play.
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