Yahoo Lifestyle 22 Internet Fails From This Week That Are So Good You'll Forget There Are Only 3 Months Left In The Year
I can see that the calendar is telling me it's September, but I absolutely refuse to believe there are only three months left in the year. If you, too, are denying the passage of time today, here's a little something that'll keep you busy: a list of the best fails of the week.
1. So, uh...not the TV thing, then.
My life in a nutshell:I walked on the pickle court last week & an older guy said "I recognize you - what's your name again"And i said "Oh-steph ruhle-maybe you've seen me on tv"And he said "No, I think I beat you last week-aren't you left handed?"My sons are still laughing.
— Stephanie Ruhle (@SRuhle) August 27, 2024
2. What, is the root beer machine broken?
I ordered a root beer at McDonald’s and the guy taking my order said “really?” Lmfao
— brandon😳🇺🇸🇯🇵🇮🇪🇬🇷 (@whybuddypregnan) August 26, 2024
3. Nature is beautiful, except for bugs.
"Nature is beautiful" ok then why did a dragonfly just try to fly into my mouth as I took a bite of oatmeal
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) August 28, 2024
4. A witch is currently installing an oven in the trunk.
My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving fuckin crumb trails.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) August 28, 2024
5. It'd just be nice to be considered, you know?
Zero pick pocket attempts in europe so far. Do my pockets not look abundant? Am I not immersed in the moment? Humiliating.
— alexa (@mariokartdwi) August 29, 2024
6. The definition of "I said what I said."
me: siiiiigh...f#ck these peopleboss: you're not on muteme: i know.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) August 29, 2024
7. Maybe a pi-"NO, pull out and start again?"
What wine pairs with teaching your kid how to parallel park?
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 29, 2024
8. Buffet tables should be surrounded by privacy fences.
The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses
— Funny Snarky Humor (@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE) August 29, 2024
9. Is this a euphemism for a mass layoff?
This meeting could have been a firing squad
— Goddammit, Jamie (@Jay_FrickinLynn) August 29, 2024
10. You know what? Yes, I would.
Me: [trying to put on my socks]Apple Watch: Would you like to log this workout?
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 30, 2024
11. What if we all just moved into the woods?
You know the identity crisis is hitting critical levels when the homie’s perusing forest ranger positions
— Tarence Ray (@tarenceray) August 29, 2024
12. Pet hair is the glitter of having an animal in your home.
you'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat
— 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸'𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 🍁 (@BrickMahoney) August 29, 2024
13. I blame every site for having different password requirements.
i know that 'forgot password' button hate to see me coming
— jay;🤺 (@fckitsjay) August 28, 2024
14. An unfortunate consequence of road hunger.
I ate 10 gas station hot dogs and now I can only turn my head to the left
— Rosie Graves (@TeenyGhosts) August 28, 2024
15. Okay, but what if beekeepers' suits did look like bees, though?
my wife said she’s going to borrow a bee suit from her coworker to try and get rid of this colony of yellowjackets we have been fighting all summer and my eight year old replied “that’s ridiculous….bees aren’t just going to not sting you because you look like one of them”
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) August 28, 2024
16. Cars have feelings, too!
Have you ever hit a pothole so hard that you apologized to your car?
— Kristen (@Kica333) August 26, 2024
17. "Oof."
guy in my zoom meeting thinks he’s muted and keep burping and farting and saying “oof” a lot. nobody on the call is saying anything about it. I believe there is a tacit understanding between us all that this is something special and is not to be disturbed.
— nick, (@LouBegaVEVO) August 28, 2024
18. Nothing worse than being burned by your email provider.
Hey so this is insane https://t.co/Dh7XpuNTyv
— Gmail (@gmail) August 27, 2024
19. The votes are in, babe!
hey honey, remember the conversation we had earlier this week? well, everyone on Reddit says that you are the asshole.
— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) August 28, 2024
20. Honesty is the best policy unless it's something bad about me.
Asked my coworker what’s wrong & he said “I’m tired of faking that I like you guys” & honestly? Mood.
— Nikki (@TheNikkiRosa) August 26, 2024
21. Younger cousins should not be allowed to grow up.
Oh nnooooo my little cousins are now old enough to be going to medical school and making me look like the piece of shit of the family
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) August 26, 2024
22. And finally: Thanks for the memories, roomie!
Bf and I realized today that an ice pack we’ve been using for the last 2 and a half years is actually a frozen bag of collagen smoothie that the girl who lived in our apartment before us left in our freezer ❤️
— mike (@mikeofficial) August 26, 2024
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