I'm Actually 100% Convinced That It's Actually Physically, Mentally, And Emotionally Impossible Not To Laugh At Any Of These Bumper Stickers

Dave Stopera
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1.The perfect sticker for the soup heads out there:

Car bumper with stickers: "Honk if you love soup." Below is a sticker: "Stop honking! I just dropped my broccoli cheddar bread bowl!"

2.The perfect sticker for all those music fans:

Bumper stickers on a car: "Keep Honking! I'm listening to ska and you're in the band now" and "I believe in cube earth." Washington license plate

3.The perfect sticker for fans of fine cinema:

Bumper sticker text: "Honk if you'd rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece 'The Mummy' starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz."

4.The perfect sticker for those willing to risk it all for their beliefs:

Back window of a red Honda with a sticker reading: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."

5.The perfect sticker for some rough-housing:

Car sticker saying: "No baby on board, feel free to crash into me," with a sarcastic tone

6.The perfect sticker for those questioning their higher power:

Bumper sticker reads: "How am I driving? How does an engine even work? How can a loving God cause such agony?"
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7.The perfect sticker to show how much you love your child:

Car with decal: "Proud Parent of a Great Kid that is sometimes an Asshole and that's OK."

8.The perfect sticker for those who speak cat:

A car bumper sticker reads: "tell your cat i said pspspsps."

9.The perfect sticker to let everyone know how you really feel:

Bumper sticker on a car reads: "PLEASE LET ME MERGE BEFORE I START CRYING," with an opossum image and traffic cones

10.The perfect sticker for your inner-teen:

Sticker on dashboard reads, "I'm not like most teens, I'm 47."

11.The perfect sticker for mallard freaks:

Car bumper stickers: "Use your blinker!" with a dog, and "Yeah I'm into BDSM: Big Ducks Such as Mallards."

12.The perfect sticker to really go out on a limb and express yourself to the world:

Car bumper with a sticker that says "CHEESE"

13.The perfect sticker to tell it like it is:

Bumper sticker with the text: "Large black text on white background."
Twitter: @JenniferKeiper

14.The perfect sticker to show everyone how cool you are:

Rear of a black minivan with a sticker saying "cool minivan! - nobody" on the window

15.The perfect sticker to spread a little joy on the road:

Car with a bumper sticker saying, "HONK IF YOU LOVE DYING & BEING DEAD," on the rear window

16.The perfect sticker to be perfectly honest:

Car window sticker with a baby wearing sunglasses and the text "Huge financial burden on board."
Twitter: @allteenhumor

17.The perfect sticker to stay safe on the road:

Bumper sticker reads: "If you can read this I'm not impressed. Most people can read."

18.The perfect sticker to really shock everyone on the road:

Car bumper with a sticker reading, "This is the back of my car."

19.The perfect sticker to be reasonable on the road:

Bumper sticker on a car reads: "I will shit in your mouth."

20.The perfect sticker to incite a riot:

Bumper sticker reads: "Honk if you think Concerto No. 1 in D Minor by Brahms blows away Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 6 in B-Flat Major."
Twitter: @WestCoastFrank

21.The perfect sticker, if you really think about it:

Bumper sticker on a car reads: "Think about honking if you ♥ conceptual art."
Twitter: @Kennethbakersf

22.The perfect sticker for all centipede enthusiasts:

Bumper sticker on a Ford reads: "Pardon my weird driving, I’m thinking about centipedes (again)."

23.The perfect sticker to make your strong opinions known:

Bumper sticker with text: "It's pronounced 'PE-can' not 'pe-CAN'" with an illustration of pecans

24.The perfect sticker if you're not bitter:

Bumper sticker on a car reads: "HONK IF YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT BITTER!!! really, I mean it... I'm not bitter" with a cartoon character

25.The perfect sticker for people who may be a bit scared:

Car bumper sticker reads: "No, I don’t know how to drive. Driving isn’t the only thing."

26.The perfect sticker to give everyone a reason why:

Car window with humorous bumper sticker saying, "I'm speeding because I have to poop."
Twitter: @Mtl_Chick007

27.The perfect sticker to let everyone know your favorite hobby:

Car sticker: "0.0 I don't run" oval design, humorous take on race decals

28.And your most favorite hobby:

Oval sticker with "26.2" and humorous text below: "(Oreos I can eat in one sitting)."

29.The perfect sticker to stand up for your beliefs:

Bumper sticker on a car reads, "OPINIONS!"
Twitter: @lmull3

30.The perfect sticker for fans of aging:

A bumper sticker reads, "I love AGING & DYING."

31.The perfect sticker for people with a code:

Pickup truck with humorous sticker: "Real men don't pee... they piss." License plate reads: "PISSEE."

32.The perfect sticker for a quick cry:

Bumper sticker on a car reads: "Keep honking! I'm sitting in my car crying to The Cranberries' 1993 hit single, 'Linger.'"

33.The perfect sticker for those with one small request:

Bumper sticker on car reads, "If you're gonna hit my car, make sure you kill me."
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34.The perfect sticker for the Cheadle-heads of the world:

Bumper sticker on a car reads "I ❤️ Don Cheadle."

35.And the perfect sticker for treasured memories:

Bumper sticker on a vehicle with a graphic of a cow reads: "I got my ass ate at the Tillamook Cheese Factory."

Nature is beautiful.

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