Yahoo Lifestyle This Week's 19 Internet Fails Will Make You Laugh So Hard You Might Get Abs
I know this is gonna be hard to believe — but somehow another week seems to have gone by, and it's Monday again. How does this keep happening? Impossible to know. Fortunately, we've got this list of 19 hilarious fails to get us through:
1. Surely their eyesight is good enough, right?
A very nice patient on the elevator complimented me on “looking like Hugh Jackman” so my month was off to an awesome start before they exited on the ophthalmology floor
— Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO (@marklewismd) October 1, 2024
2. Maybe she won't even notice!
At the grocery store but forgot my wife's list so I guess I'll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) September 30, 2024
3. Remind me: Where does shelter fall on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs?
Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in
— ✨ ✨ (@Angelicali0) October 1, 2024
4. Sure, I haven't gotten a text in three weeks, but you never know.
Me: (does something that I know always results in an email confirmation)Phone: (buzzes)Me: oooo I wonder what that is!
— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) September 29, 2024
5. There should be a monthly stipend for being the most online person in your family.
oh god pic.twitter.com/WfDZnng4Iw
— matt (@computer_gay) September 29, 2024
6. I'm so sorry you had to find out about this, like, at all.
i didn’t know cockroaches could fly????😭😭
— Amke. (@amukelani_02) October 1, 2024
7. And somehow, it always looks better than whatever I tried to do myself.
Sometimes yesterday’s mascara is today’s eyeliner
— Midge (@mxmclain) October 2, 2024
8. How do you say "it's not my fault" in cat?
TV forced me to do an update and now the youtube app isn't working and pepper is sitting here waiting for bird time after getting excited because I turned the TV on and I can't explain this to her she just thinks I don't want to let her watch her shows pic.twitter.com/gDeZmTmps6
— 🍂 stick 🍂 (@briggityboppity) October 1, 2024
9. Yeah, neither do I. I was just testing you.
Showing my girlfriend a tik tok pic.twitter.com/S7f1HCC9uZ
— Liv (@Liv_Agar) October 3, 2024
10. Hello, 911? My sister isn't following the rules.
Got 7yo a cellular device so he could make emergency calls. Yesterday's emergency call: 4yo won't eat her shrimp after I said she had to and he wanted to make sure I knew. 🍤
— MommyingHard (@MommyingHard) October 1, 2024
11. Still better than searching your symptoms on WebMD.
Hold on, I’m checking with my doctor. Who is also my coworker. Who is also not a doctor.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) October 2, 2024
12. You know it's bad when a cake is involved.
I certainly don’t expect gifts from my advisees. But it’ll be hard to beat this one. pic.twitter.com/nvutBWr2Hz
— Connor Ewing (@ConnorMEwing) October 2, 2024
13. Okay, but really — why are they in the seams like that?
Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 2, 2024
14. Introducing new Rice Krispies, now with arthritis!
I really miss the days when the morning sounds of *snap*crackle*pop* was my cereal and not my fucking bones.
— Paul (@Grommit56) September 29, 2024
15. That was so kind of you, Mister Fraud!
My @FedEx package was never actually delivered to my house and you'll never believe who signed for it pic.twitter.com/NWDXk5zMou
— The Ghost of Various ADHD Hyperfixations (@JEllulz) October 3, 2024
16. Actually, you know what? Dare.
Having a nice dinner with the family and my son asked me "Truth or dare?" so obviously I chose truth as the safer option, and he said "Who do you have a crush on aside from Dad?" and everyone went silent and stared at me accusingly.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) September 29, 2024
17. There is nothing more touching than being truly seen.
Love it. pic.twitter.com/1Bmd4RgfzM
— charlie (@BUNNlCULA) October 5, 2024
18. Should I tell them or just let this play out...?
My coworker is taking a job interview call for another company during our meeting. but his mic isn`t muted 🤭
— A D 💋 (@AriaImagined) October 3, 2024
19. And finally, is there such a thing as a "well done" steak done well?
my son ordering a “well done” steak bc he thought it meant they would do a better job
— . (@NoEmmeG) October 4, 2024
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