Yahoo Lifestyle These 17 Internet Fails Will Make You Laugh So Hard You'll Forget It's Monday
Another week, another opportunity to jot down in your gratitude journal how thankful you are that none of these things happened to you. Here's a hilarious list of the best fails from last week:
1. How dare they, honestly?
went for a walk, Very pleasant evening. the squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. that stung a little. I will remember their faces
— frewad (@Fredward3948576) September 2, 2024
2. This is how you know you're an adult.
i no longer dislike mondays, i’m mature now, i dislike the whole week
— ً (@soidoona) September 4, 2024
3. Turning it off and on again didn't work.
i love it when i stump the IT guy. aha you thought this would be a quick ticket. just remote in, click one button, and make me look like a fool. but alas, i have fucked things up more than you could’ve imagined
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) September 5, 2024
4. This is the toilet's bedroom, after all.
my roommate CANNOT be serious right now pic.twitter.com/jA8R1GUIJi
— fwish (@vappywave) September 3, 2024
5. Isn't the tailored résumé enough?
cover letters are so embarrassing. why am i writing a love letter to this email job
— trash jones (@jzux) September 5, 2024
6. Come back with flowers next time.
Yalllllll why tf the Police just got behind me & my next left was the cemetery I turned in that cemetery & he turned in too🤦🏽♂️I went to somebody named Martha grave & broke tf down crying I’m sooooooo sorry Martha😭😭🙏🏽 GOD FOR GIVE MEEEE
— his favorite★ (@THEZAYVO) September 5, 2024
7. Honestly, this is a hobby I can get behind.
Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said "lasagna"
— inspector ratchet (@_hood_mona_lisa) September 5, 2024
8. Once things settle down a little bit, though, it'll get better.
sorry i’m cranky. i haven’t slept well for the last 27 years
— S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler (@_indica_sky) September 4, 2024
9. Nothing worse than finding out you live with a thief.
My husband found my hiding spot for my treats and ate some of my Reese's peanut butter cups, and this is how my villain origin story begins.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) September 4, 2024
10. The only solution is to repeat it, but louder.
joke in other guy’s share at the meeting got a bigger laugh than mine pic.twitter.com/uF1DF5E7Yh
— rax ‘leads with her crotch’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) September 5, 2024
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11. Unfortunately, they'll never forget this.
You think you have problems? I just did a poor parking job in front of my three year old
— sarah (@sarahradz_) September 5, 2024
12. Making friends as an adult is impossible.
there are 8 billion people in the world and i only have 3 friends and one is annoying.
— kim (@KimmyMonte) September 5, 2024
13. Sorry guys! Just need a quick potty break.
I might look like I’m fine, but deep down I have to pee again
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) September 4, 2024
14. The actual definition of avoidance behavior.
one time my ex told me he had "never been" to the produce section of the grocery store before
— anna livia 💚 (@not_a_heather) September 4, 2024
15. It's called self care.
“listen to your body” well my body wants to smoke 5 joints & rot in bed all day
— ♡ bri ♡ (@blazinwithbri) September 3, 2024
16. We're all here and accounted for.
You know the job market is bad when everybody got their camera turned on during the meeting.
— Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower) September 3, 2024
17. And finally, okay, but last time you said I could leave my shoes on!
Me: what a nice weekend. I'm in such a good mood. Time to fly homeTSA agent: well if it isn't the dumbest and ugliest bitch in the world
— ALJ Dredd (@UnionSaltBae) September 2, 2024
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