We're Only Two Weeks In 2025 And Somehow These 21 People Have Posted The Dumbest Things On The Internet I've Ever Seen In My Life

1.On ol' Uncle Bill:

Social media comments joking about a typo confusing "umbilical cord" with "uncle bill cord," followed by laughing reactions
TikTok

2.On that sweet, sweet dessert:

Text conversation about making crème brûlée, mentioning tempering eggs for custard

3.On birth documents:

Text conversation with humorous spelling errors and skull emojis, pointing out a misuse of the words 'sitifigert' and 'corporate.'

4.On going missing:

A chat exchange where one person says "I was a wall for a second" and others humorously correct them to "AWOL."

5.On land and sea:

Person using a chainsaw on a tree; humorous comments about hand preference for chainsaw use

6.On first impressions:

Screenshot of a social media post. User comments: "that grease gun looks like its worth $10" and another replies "looks can be this evening" with a laughing emoji
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7.On food sensitivities:

Text conversation about lactose intolerance misunderstood as "lack toast and told her aunt."

8.On the Moon:

Image of a rock with text claiming the Moon emits light like a rock does. Fact-check note mentions rocks reflect light
Twitter

9.On birthdays:

Social media post of humorous comments about waiting a year for birthdays, highlighting a misunderstanding about January birthdays

Send this to a friend with the misfortune of having a January birthday. Can't believe they have to wait a whole year. Sad.

10.On mammals:

A Twitter conversation humorously debating whether opossums are mammals or marsupials, with corrections and clarifications provided

11.On exploration:

person who thinks vicariously is spelled bi-curiously
u/KazRellik / Via reddit.com

12.On "real money":

Screenshot of a social media post with humorous comments about converting euros into "real money," noting the euro is real currency

13.On... you know:

Text conversation with a photo of a classical statue; humorous comment: "Boy... he's well in doubt!"

14.On being careful:

Text message reads: "And I'm tired. I'm tired of walking on egg shelves."

15.On ghostly pain:

Text overlay on an image of shiny, tight-fitting rubber socks highlights the discomfort and tightness of the material
Instagram

16.On confidence:

A social media comment thread humorously corrects "low self of steam" to "self esteem," noting playful misunderstanding

17.On bread attacks:

person who thinks the saying is grain assault and not a grain of salt
u/shrekassault / Via reddit.com

18.On child math:

Social media exchange humorously discussing how the average number of 1.5 children arises from two couples with three kids in total
TikTok

19.On consuming media:

Screenshot of online comments; one user expresses excitement about binge-watching with laughing emojis
YouTube

20.On litigation:

Comment joking about George Lucas being sued for copyright infringement, with a laughing emoji. Likes: 136

21.And on aspirational furniture:

A Facebook Marketplace listing shows a gray lounge chair titled "Cheese lounge" for £30, with a humorous caption about eating cheese as a life goal

May 2025 bless you with a cheese lounge.

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