Yahoo Lifestyle January Is Off To A Rough Start, So Here Are 24 Funny Tweets From The Week To Give You The Laugh You Desperately Need
Welcome, y'all. It's January, and I'd prefer it not to be.
they should invent a january that doesn’t drain your will to live
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) January 8, 2025
I can't change the temperature, the weather, or the time of year, but I can change my perspective (allegedly, at least that's what my therapist says). So, how about some funny tweets to ease the pain?
Enjoy!
1.
i’m definitely a pick me in customer service situations, i try to be as low maintenance as possible so the workers don’t think i’m like those other customers
— cam (@cammunism_) January 6, 2025
2.
Possibly the single worst way to find out my ex gf is still using my Spotify pic.twitter.com/IBDekzLHP8
— East Village Ventures (@EV_Ventures_LLC) January 7, 2025
American Academy of Pediatrics / Bantam Books / Spotify / Via Twitter: @EV_Ventures_LLC
3.
When my husband goes to the store and he's desperately trying to reach me, he sends messages to the TV. pic.twitter.com/DdFCnvQvGi
— Tola | Travel Creator (@LivingWithTola) January 12, 2025
4.
DEAR HUSBAND I texted you but you didn’t receive it but I know you have me on notifications. I am nap trapped and I need you to bring me chips and milk. The salt and vinegar chips.
— BC🎄🕯️🧺🐓 (@BeckyTheChicken) January 7, 2025
5.
Today I told the "why is six afraid of seven" joke to a class of first graders who had either never heard it, or just suddenly understood it. Three kids literally fell out of their chairs and rolled on the floor. Apex moment, never topping it.
— Caitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll (@TeacherOnTopic) January 9, 2025
6.
do goalies ever get lonely during a game
— jimmy john (@pkmerch) January 12, 2025
7.
Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.
— Gooseberry (@ClixWell) January 8, 2025
8.
Starting to use more dots when i type… like i am in my 50s…. It’s great actually…. Mysterious and dignified
— ricky montgomery (@rohmontgomery) January 7, 2025
9.
look at my mechanic y’all my car ain’t ever getting fixed pic.twitter.com/NdWYKwTbki
— 💖 (@twaniimals) January 8, 2025
10.
quit smoking for good. now i smoke for #evil
— aaliyah salem (@geardress) January 11, 2025
11.
Damn you peel one piece of skin off your lip the whole fucking lip unzip 😭
— NyeishaaBaee (@TreeNesha) January 8, 2025
12.
— bfa agonistes (@superloafcat) January 12, 2025
13.
i could never journal i'd start lying in there too
— ayaan (@ayaankhawn) January 8, 2025
14.
Some guy did work at my house about 12 years ago, parents paid 50% and he went to prison straight after. He just got out and my mom was the first person he called😭 nobody remembers how much the 50% was but he wants his money.
— 🥷🏼 (@msresii) January 9, 2025
15.
WHYS HE SELLING HAIR CARE pic.twitter.com/RevtuUEBvp
— mae 𝜗𝜚 (@dylanonvinyl) January 11, 2025
@dylanonvinyl / Papatui / Via Twitter: @dylanonvinyl
16.
i love laying down so much bro omg i be doin snow angels in the bed
— cmaze (stepontony) (@ceemazeth) January 10, 2025
17.
Make sure to check all of the apps and read a bunch of shit that pisses you off right before bed
— nat (@imniceandsmart) January 10, 2025
18.
she’s having a productive ass saturday pic.twitter.com/myMafKVOGm
— johnny 🪿 (@kudosdunce) January 11, 2025
19.
Honestly the geography of oz is very confusing to me. Is munchkinland a county or an ethnostate
— roro, PhD (@fuglibetty) January 10, 2025
20.
https://t.co/J3BoOgL3qR pic.twitter.com/z59MmzN6aJ
— raMEANa (@Ramina1690) January 10, 2025
TIM SLOAN/AFP via Getty Images / @Ramina1690 / Via Twitter: @Ramina1690
21.
Yall are scaring me fr https://t.co/577my7WW2i
— ✮ (@TeeAirRa_) January 12, 2025
22.
seeing your friend get along with your opps pic.twitter.com/Rzhasnrc0v
— Jessy Han (@hjessy_) January 9, 2025
C-SPAN / @hjessy_ / Via Twitter: @hjessy_
23.
PLEASEEE THE CROP pic.twitter.com/RdqvnVj69y
— Andrea 🌻 (Taylor’s Version) (@AmericanKaw13) January 11, 2025
@vp / @AmericanKaw13 / Via Twitter: @AmericanKaw13
24.
“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him”
— Ro 🧸 (@superstar1roro) January 9, 2025
For more funny tweets, feel free to check out our most recent weekly tweet roundups in case you missed 'em:
28 Funny Tweets From The Week Because Let's Face It, We All Could Use A Laugh Right Now
27 Funny Tweets From The Week Because We All Need To Start Our New Year Off With Some Laughs
