Seal as an actual seal in Mountain Dew's Super Bowl commercial was the weirdest

Like the rest of you, I've seen a ton of weird Super Bowl commercials in my life.

Heck. If I'm being honest, more than a few of them have come during this Super Bowl itself. I guess that's how you have to do it when you're trying to capture everyone's attention when they're watching the biggest game of the year.

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But, guys. I'm sorry. This Seal commercial with Seal playing a...seal? This is is weird. Too weird!

It's technically a Mountain Dew commercial. I'm not sure exactly what's going on in it. I just know that Seal is a seal and that's that on that.

Just look at this thing. This isn't the full commercial. But it's the Seal seal. And that's all you really need to see.

I guess this worked because we're talking about it. But this is a level of body horror that strikes me as particularly unhinged.

Please, Mountain Dew. No more.

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