Yahoo Lifestyle Quotes of the Week: Fight Night, SEAL Team, Bachelorette, Industry and More
Another day, another dollar, and another Quotes of the Week compilation.
Per usual, the list below features a dozen of TV’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
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This time around, we’ve got bon mots and zingers from Chimp Crazy, Industry, The Bachelorette, Days of Our Lives, SEAL Team and Fight Night: Million Dollar Heist.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: All American: Homecoming, Only Murders in the Building, Bad Monkey, Selling Sunset, Power Book II: Ghost and a double dose of Late Night With Seth Meyers.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Rebecca Iannucci, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift)
FIGHT NIGHT: THE MILLION DOLLAR HEIST
“Hey, you got some dessert for me…?”
“[Daughter in background] Ewwww!”
“[Turning to daughter] How you think your little behind got here in the first place?”
J.D. (Don Cheadle) cozies up to his missus after a long day
POWER BOOK II: GHOST
“What’s the plan? What, are you going to start a family, play house, break some generational curses?”
Effie (Alix Lapri) is extremely skeptical that Tariq and Diana having a kid together is a good idea
SEAL TEAM
“Just when you think war’s run out of ways to surprise you, you watch a man get sparkling water-boarded.”
Dark, Omar (Raffi Barsoumian). Dark. But true.
CHIMP CRAZY
“PETA has been exhausting a lot of resources to find Tonka. And after the beginning of 2022, we put up a $10,000 reward.”
“They’ve actually put us in harm’s way. You have these kooks that feel like they’re vigilantes that’s gonna go out and seek this reward.”
Coming from a woman housing a fugitive chimp, is Tonia not the kooky pot calling the kettle black?
LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS
“[Trump] dances like an undercover cop at a gay bar.”
LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS (Bonus Quote!)
“RNC co-chair Lara Trump recently released a new song dedicated to first responders, who agreed that banging pots and pans sounded better.”
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING
“Well, you could just… leave them like that. Then you’d have permanent Sazz hands.”
Oliver (Martin Short) picks the absolute worst time — as Charles is covered in his former stunt double’s ashes — to be punny
SELLING SUNSET (Episode 2)
“If you walk into any McDonalds, you will see a very prominent sign that says, ‘No shirt, no shoes, no service.’ At no point did McDonald’s executives ever think, ‘You know what? We should also add “no pants,”’ ‘cause it’s f—king common sense. Wear your pants. Wear your pants! Wear your pants.”
Nicole — the woman who arrived to the broker event in floor-length metallic fringe — takes issue with Chelsea’s outfit
ALL AMERICAN: HOMECOMING
“There is always pain on this journey to the seemingly impossible dream. You just get better at handling it. And when you find someone else traveling along that same road, you reach out and you help them if you can.”
“Well, does that mean you’ll give Simone a second chance? [Off Coach Loni’s eyeroll] What? I’m a tennis player. I’m great at a return.”
Thea (Camille Hyde) tries to use Coach Loni’s (Sabrina Revelle) own sage advice against her
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
“Abe, are you still with me? … Oh, now you’re getting that glazed-over look that Roman gets whenever I talk about Vanderpump Rules.”
We get that this line was just a bit of shameless cross-promotion for another show on Peacock, but we’d honestly love to hear Kate’s (Lauren Koslow) thoughts about Vanderpump Rules
THE BACHELORETTE
“I know you haven’t seen [the proposal footage] yet. What do you think? Should we all watch it together?”
[after a long pause] “Do I have a choice?”
In one of the Bachelor/ette franchise’s cruelest moments, Jenn is forced to watch her ill-fated engagement to Devin — and acknowledges she has no real say in whether or not the footage plays
BAD MONKEY
“Bro, what the f—k is your problem? Why would you just leave like that?”
“You know, I’d actually love to talk that out with you. Maybe just not while I’m standing in a grave.”
Yancy (Vince Vaughn) wants to explain himself to Rosa (Natalie Martinez), but he’s a little busy right now
INDUSTRY
“It’s much easier to raise strong boys than to fix broken men.”
Rishi’s wife Diana (Emily Barber) knows of what she speaks!
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