Okay, I'm 100% Convinced That These Are The Absolute Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Posted On Twitter

1.On language:

"Can Italians, Spanish, and French ppl understand each other," "these are 3 different languages," and "American and English and Australian are different language too they still understand each other"
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2.On Africa:

"Lmfao bro said South Africa... that ain't a country that's a direction"
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3.On nails:

"damn how's the colors switch orders between pictures wtf"
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4.On order of operations:

Mathematical puzzle asking to solve "2+2+2+2 2+2+2+2 2+2x0+2" with the correct answer being 2. Comments and likes shown
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5.On pregnancy:

person who thinks twins take 19 months to be born
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6.On true beauty:

"Mexico was so urethral"
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7.On the Sun:

A Twitter conversation on scientific claims. User 1 claims that nature proves a designer is behind it all. User 2 corrects them about Earth's distance to the sun. User 3 disagrees. User 4 supports User 2's correction
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8.On $5,000:

person who can't understand what 5k is in dollar amounts
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9.On weapons of war:

"We often use swords and sometimes a bone and arrow"
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10.On germs:

Person says germs may be black magic because "no one has ever directly observed one"; when person says they've seen bacteria, viruses, and parasites from years in a microbiology lab, person asks if they've seen one without a "microscope"
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11.On Georgia:

"They found a humanoid tooth in Georgia (country not the state) that's 1.8 million years old," response: "Georgia is a state not a country (United States is a country)"
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12.On society:

"You should all be ostrich-sized from society for this"
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13.On being born:

"I was C-sectioned prematurely; by medical definition I was never born"; "A c-section birth is birth," "No, the medical definition requires the child to pass through a birth canal"
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14.On the miracle of birth:

"The loss of computer literacy thanks to overly user friendly devices makes me so sad; I'm buying my kid a computer as soon as he's out of the whom"; response: "Probably out of their mother"
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15.On the 15 15s:

Summarized tweet: A user says to find someone "and make him face the quince quinces" instead of "the consequences"
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16.On Earth:

Tweet questioning why the Earth doesn't fall down, expressing confusion about its constant float in space
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17.On ducks:

Text conversation where user Gio (Hermit) asks if ducks are birds. Wujabes confirms, giving reasons, and Gio concludes chickens must be birds too
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18.On dogs:

tweet says dogs can't talk so they don't have brains
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19.On trinities:

A conversation discussing the meaning of "trinity" on social media, with various users debating whether it means three or a solid group of people
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20.On Alaska:

person who doesn't know alaska is in the usa
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21.On apps:

Twitter conversation. First tweet asks, "what apps have yall bought that are worth the money?" Comments suggest mozzarella sticks, spinach artichoke dip, and express confusion
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22.On math:

Person who does not know what a greater than or equal to sign is or that a third pounder is bigger than a quarter pounder
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23.On water:

tweet reading if my body is 60 percent water why don't i evaporate
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24.On Mount Everest:

people who think mount everest is in the usa
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25.On Scotland:

person who thinks Scotland is not a country
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26.On credit cards:

someone giving away their credit card number on twitter
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27.On joy:

person mispelling happiness with a y
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28.On the population:

tweet reading every second someone dies every second someone is born so why isn't our population 0
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29.On birthdays:

tweet reading why tf is there a birthday candle for 0 nobody turns zero years old
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30.On steak:

person who calls worcestshire sauce worst assure sauce
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31.On biology:

tweet reading people can't be animals sorry fam basic biology

32.On tangents:

person who confuses digress for digest
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33.On noodles:

person who calls ramen noodles roman numerals
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34.On microwaves:

person who blows up their kitchen microwaving a penny
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35.On chocolate:

tweet of someone thinking you can eat the paper on hershey kisses
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36.On passwords:

tweet of someone posting their password online
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37.On chicken:

person calling chicken parm chiicken permission
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38.On the future:

Tweet overlayed with redacted text says, "Somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they're 80. That's wild."
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39.On sports:

A Twitter thread: User 1 states women shouldn't have opinions on sports. User 2 calls them an idiot. User 3 points out User 1's spelling error
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40.On distance:

"Not if you use miles instead of kilometers but point taken."
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