Adorable Toddler Instructs Dad Not to Drink Vomit

Michelle Ruzzene

Updated 11 August 2015 at 8:37 pm

Toddlers say the darndest things.

But one particular little girl’s advice for her father is so hilarious, it has gone viral.

Three-year-old Farrah McLaughlin is filmed warning her father Michael not to drink ‘boke’, which is a slang word for vomit, or else he’ll get sick.

“Remember when I was sick in mummy's bed?” the Irish toddlers asks, before telling her dad never to drink boke.

“Drink boke? Jesus no,” he replies.

Farrah continues her adorable rant, explaining: “If we'd done that we'd be all sick and all. And then we spit all the boke out and you'd be coughing. I'd be coughing and sneezing and all that.”

So far the Facebook video has been viewed more than 317,000 times and garnered more than 6,000 likes, 1,600 comments and 4,200 shares.

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