Yahoo Lifestyle 16 Hilarious Tweets About RFK Jr. As Health Secretary That Will Make You Laugh Through The Pain
This week, Republican President-elect Donald Trump announced some extremely-Trumpy picks for his cabinet. Among others, he's nominated a Fox News host, his "buddy" Elon Musk, and Governor Kristi Noem, who's best known for killing her own dog.
But his nomination of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for the role of United States Secretary of Health and Human Services might be the biggest head-scratcher in the bunch.
Kennedy seems uniquely unqualified for this position. He has no medical training or background in science and a long history of promoting anti-scientific views on public health, particularly concerning vaccines. And his plans for America aren't exactly reassuring. Kennedy has called to take fluoride out of drinking water, loosen FDA restrictions on products like raw milk, and pull back federal support for vaccination programs.
But we come to this place to laugh so that we don't cry, so please enjoy these darkly funny responses to Trump nominating the brain worm guy to "go wild" on health:
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1.
U let the guy whose family is literally cursed lead the department of health
— lea chin-sang (@bigfatmoosepssy) November 14, 2024
2.
if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.
— The Ginger Swindler (sixers apologist) (@lilydsmith) November 14, 2024
3.
“I am thrilled to announce that I am putting Count Dracula in charge of America’s blood banks” https://t.co/jxCLyPbJUt
— John O'Farrell (@mrjohnofarrell) November 14, 2024
4.
POV you’re inside RFK Jr’s brain pic.twitter.com/j1eTgpFHld
— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) November 15, 2024
Twitter: @esjesjesj Bros. / Courtesy Everett Collection
5.
He’s gonna take away vaccines and Cheez-Its and Americans will only get upset about one of them and yes its the Cheez-Its
— Kevin Love Is Just a Four-Letter Word (@4to15character) November 14, 2024
6.
what’s wrong, babe? you’ve barely touched your raw milk. are your measles flaring up again?
— David Mack (@davidmackau) November 15, 2024
7.
RFK jr in charge of the department of health. We’re about to see the return of illnesses that existed before the printing press.
— Zito (@_Zeets) November 14, 2024
8.
Stockpiling 5lb bags of sour patch watermelons in my apartments before RFK makes them unconstitutional
— JL (@spooky_JL) November 14, 2024
9.
i'm so happy for e.coli. let her just have this day, ok https://t.co/XSaa3aUCb2
— Hannah Riley (@hannahcrileyy) November 14, 2024
10.
let’s what?????? https://t.co/ywst7ZTXtX pic.twitter.com/fM8AYjjc7x
— brianna pirre (@bsp_13) November 15, 2024
Twitter: @bsp_13 / Nickelodeon
11.
I'm just sad the brainworm isn't still alive to see all of this.
— Mika Walker Kane (@MWalkerKane) November 15, 2024
12.
The Bird Flu watching RFK Jr. being named Secretary of HHS https://t.co/kJDQUbkzmC pic.twitter.com/UKPF2iUa55
— 679 Enthusiast (@marionumber4) November 14, 2024
Twitter: @marionumber4 / Prime Video
13.
Maybe RFK jr. will bring back Quaaludes so I can survive the next 4 fucking years of this clown car shit show.
— Kelly Carlin-McCall (@kelly_carlin) November 14, 2024
14.
RFK better not be getting any ideas pic.twitter.com/doj3kOmuIT
— Liz Charboneau (@lizchar) November 14, 2024
15.
Trump is going to make RFK Jr go dig up that dead bear so he can give it a cabinet position
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) November 13, 2024
16.
rfk jr reads to me as r u fkn kidding me jr
— emilie frank (@emiliepfrank) November 14, 2024
