Yahoo Lifestyle I'm Dying In My Office At These Hilarious Weekend Tweets
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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You know itâs officially spooky season when the cauldron light comes on pic.twitter.com/UQc797TvbV
â k (top 99% on OF) (@how_do_i_pdf) October 12, 2024
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me googling a phone number instead of answering it pic.twitter.com/ub0xvB5UJd
â JoĂ«lle đž (@NICOLEKIDAMN) October 11, 2024
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not invited to something i did not want to go to with people i do not like pic.twitter.com/j3M8ZqRDMU
â jo (@cowboypraxis) October 13, 2024
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Omg get him girl https://t.co/rqU30Gp09I
â Natalie (@jbfan911) October 11, 2024
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When itâs your first time getting the bill with a nonalcoholic woman pic.twitter.com/XlFdSNTBeQ
â đ„ (@ThatsLudaChriss) October 11, 2024
MSG / Twitter: @ThatsLudaChriss
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Lmfaooo women are toooo funny pic.twitter.com/LdecjoIHYc
â Midge. (@ibukksss) October 11, 2024
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Me reviewing the evidence before I crash out: pic.twitter.com/b1xIjUjPhr
â Certified Hoodie Thief đ (@KryssyLaReina) October 13, 2024
MSG / Twitter: @KryssyLaReina
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â Invisđ§ââïž (@invis4yo) October 12, 2024
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Traffic was crazy in the bathroom https://t.co/WsuRtUG21i
â Jackie Memphis (@Jayleejnr) October 11, 2024
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The vegetables in my freezer watching me grab the bag of pizza rolls for the third time this weekend pic.twitter.com/pPgBfJc8Nx
â greg (@greg16676935420) October 12, 2024
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My son said âcan I curseâ I said yes just to see what he gone say,âŠ. He said âitâs my fucking birthday bitchâ đđđđđđđđđđđđđI fell out
â . (@prettyyae) October 12, 2024
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GRIMACE ON THE OZEMPIC TOO?!?!?!! https://t.co/ATiK81V6EU
â Keg. (@GratefulKeg) October 12, 2024
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that sprite looking like a scene transition in spongebob https://t.co/BYXBPGxRef
â Pookie (@PookiesParadise) October 12, 2024
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listening to Ina Gartenâs memoir and sheâs just like âI got a job and hated it. Then I got another job and hated it too. I went to Europe, had the time of my life, then came home, and hated my jobâ sheâs just like meeeee
â jamie (@foodjars) October 12, 2024
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Me changing their contact name after they mad me mad pic.twitter.com/9yXOXCT8pA
â đ©đđ đ«đđđâ°đ·ïž (@ilydari0z) October 12, 2024
Pixar / Twitter: @ilydari0z
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bought 1975 vinyl today and the cashier said âif the vinyl sounds bad donât return it because thatâs just his voiceâ
â payton âË⧠(@nerdymattyhealy) October 12, 2024
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Black ppl when they see an actor playing in another movie: âTHATS UM-âŠ. *snaps 3x*⊠DAMN!â pic.twitter.com/Gl7DfKRpPB
â Timmy&Jimmy (@mickeywon234) October 12, 2024
Columbia Pictures / Twitter: @mickeywon234
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Haunted house 150?? They better stab me forreal
â BRE DA TALKđ đ« (@breyonceeeeeee) October 11, 2024
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