Forgive Me, I'm Still Laughing At The 17 Funniest Signs Of The Week

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Hello and welcome to this week's roundup of funniest signs, courtesy of r/funnysigns. Scroll and enjoy!

1."Grammatically correct."

A sign at Chapman's Bookery reads: "I before E except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird."

2."Well, what's yours?"

Sign with a cartoon chicken and three fried eggs, captioned "I POOP BREAKFAST, WHAT'S YOUR SUPERPOWER?"

3."What do you think?"

A doormat in front of a door displays the text "DON'T. STOP. BE LEAVING."

4."It’s fine. Got a light?"

A ship with "No Safety Smoking First" written on its side, showing safety equipment. The name "Angela Knadie" is visible below

5."Milk it!!!"

Sign at a fair by Maryland Guernsey Breeders: "Milk It! Milk a Cow $3, 2 People $5. Weeknights 5 pm to 7 pm, Weekends 11 am to 3 pm."

6."Are you efforting enough?"

A list titled "Things That Don't Require Effort" includes: Being on time, Work ethic, Effort, Body language, Doing extra, Being prepared, Attitude. The phrase "All of this REQUIRES EFFORT" is handwritten below

7."Why no pie?"

Sign showing a crossed-out pie slice with a caption "NO PIE" and a sad face below, located at a snowy train station

8."Do not feed."

Sign reads: "PLEASE Do Not Feed The Pigeons THEY DO THINGS."

9."I finally found it!"

Sign for "I Don't Care Bar & Grill" with the phrase "Where do you wanna go?" above it

10."Who would ever try?"

Sign with a "no standing" icon on a toilet seat and the text: "Never stand on the toilet seat."

11."She must be great on the pole."

Sign for Bubbles Adult Nightclub featuring a cartoon woman in a martini glass and text: "20 Beautiful Ladies, 39 Sexy Leg$"

12."What did you do, Larry?"

A wooden utility pole with a white sign that reads "Beware of Larry" in hand-drawn capital letters. The background shows a wooded area

13."Now throw something!"

A sign reads: "Zoo Rules. Those who throw objects/stones at the crocodiles/snakes will be asked to retrieve them."

14."The real Swim Shady."

A fish tank with a black fish and a name tag that reads "Hello, my name is swim shady."

15."How many miles per gallon?"

Four tires and a handwritten sign reading "Truck for Sale Needs Parts" are placed on the ground near a road, with an arrow pointing right

16."What a detailed guide."

Sign showing three phases of dog development: 0-4 months as a puppy, 4-24 months as a mischievous "dinosaur", and 2+ years as an adult. "Please Plan Accordingly."

17."Let’s be real…THIS is why you really workout. Don’t pretend you don’t."

Sign for Broncore Fitness saying, "Working out here increases your ability to open pickle jars by 297%". The sign features a muscular pickle jar illustration

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