Yahoo Lifestyle 21 Hilarious Internet Fails That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Peed A Little
Yep, that's right — you guessed it — it's Monday again! And you know what that means...everyone is in need of a laugh. Here's 21 hilarious fails to help you make it through the next week:
1. Some are too soft, some are too hard, and none are just right.
One day you’re young and next day you realize you will never find a pillow that works ever again
— Dx: Moonstruck (@moonstruckinnyc) October 7, 2024
2. Oh, thank god, it's just the Mets.
Following politics people who are also into baseball is very alarming. The person you follow for nuclear bomb news will be like “It’s over. New York won’t make it through the afternoon,” and he’s talking about the Mets.
— Sam Biederman (@Biedersam) October 8, 2024
3. The customer is always right...right?
if you're a brand marketer and your client says "we should do a popup!", sometimes it's okay for you to say "no we should not" pic.twitter.com/1pOZyAVUVk
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) October 8, 2024
4. You've been diagnosed with needing to move down two seats.
if you have a disgusting hacking cough ask your doctor if the seat directly across from me on the bus is right for you
— Olly iConic (@OllyiConic) October 8, 2024
5. So easy, it's almost nothing at all.
Really I’m pretty low maintenance, I just need 17 hours of alone time every morning, constant reassurance from everyone in my life that they’re not mad at me, and $150 worth of little treats every single day and I’m good to go
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) October 8, 2024
6. I'd say it's too early in the morning for this, but there's honestly never a good time for this message.
Randomly received this text at TEN AM on a Monday from my ex boyfriend from over 5 years ago like wtf... OK?!? pic.twitter.com/yuYmS8UJKy
— kate (@anymnesis) October 7, 2024
7. No thank you, sir.
A guy on the train just caught me squinting to read the text on his hat, which would have been an easy thing to explain except the hat said: “Ask me about my butthole!” and I didn’t have any further questions.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 11, 2024
8. It's called self-care.
sometimes i spoil myself pic.twitter.com/79dkRaC5jw
— The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) October 9, 2024
9. Who said you were Simon?
driving and conversing in the car with my child then she says “simon says just drive don’t talk” 🙃🙃🙃gagged tf out of me
— Zonnique (@Zonnique) October 10, 2024
10. If you see something, say something.
someone left their corn in the women’s bathroom at Dulles International Airport pic.twitter.com/XriwMtDMRg
— Jamie (@spacej_me) October 10, 2024
11. The commuter's dilemma.
a tale as old as time pic.twitter.com/PD9UfS78Tk
— ᴋris!!!!! (@meatspill) October 10, 2024
12. I'm just making sure my hair doesn't look weird and waiting my turn to say, "Nothing from me, thanks."
Whenever someone hops on a Zoom meeting and is like “Sorry I look like such a mess, haven’t had my coffee!” or like”Please excuse the lighting!” it’s like….babe….I’m physically incapable of not staring at my own reflection for this entire meeting. You don’t even exist to me
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) October 11, 2024
13. Please don't make this harder than it already is!
Why are you, a restaurant website, gatekeeping your online menu by making me choose delivery or pick-up, when I merely need to mentally rehearse my drive-thru order
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 10, 2024
14. This is the modern American Dream.
can you believe there are people out there in the world that don’t know what teams is…never seen or used outlook….don’t know what an authenticator app is….they are truly the blessed ones pic.twitter.com/iPeAXuFKPY
— D (@D_Radiance) October 10, 2024
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15. No late nights. Just supplements.
you turn 30 and the whole squad starts talking about taking magnesium
— sophie (@netcapgirl) October 10, 2024
16. If he'd known he would get trapped, he still would have done it anyway.
The face of a criminal mastermind who broke into the kitchen cabinet, chewed through two bags of cat treats, realised he was stuck and screamed for help so loudly I thought he was a car alarm pic.twitter.com/mENQiJaqX1
— Dr Fi Bowler (@FionaBowler) October 10, 2024
17. Unfortunately, if the law says it, it's official.
trying to fix something with the university and found out they have my legal sex listed as “bad” i’m not kidding pic.twitter.com/2UFMnv8rsY
— emma dinglesberry (@slurpcoregang) October 10, 2024
18. Where else are you supposed to store your extra food?
my staff bought shake shack today since it’s our last day on this rotation and there were extra burgers so I shoved 3 into my purse for later and now everyone is calling me “purse burgers” and I fear this nickname will follow me
— Kayla (@kaylamellis_) October 10, 2024
19. It's been 84 years.
Mom, how old were you when the Titanic sank?— my 6yo, removing himself from my will
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) October 11, 2024
20. "I just found him."
my boyfriends kickball teammate has his baby with him so i’m watching the baby during the game i just realized everyone thinks this is my baby so now i see why they looked so concerned when they asked what his name was and i said “oh i have no idea”
— awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 (@awalmartparking) October 10, 2024
21. And finally...I think we're all ready for the arrival of Mr. Fall.
Tried to make a friendly comment about how I liked my neighbor’s very autumnal outfit, but I swerved too hard into friendliness, soared past over-familiarity, and landed on the arguably hostile “well if it isn’t Mr. Fall”
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) October 10, 2024
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