Aussie woman opens up about threesome gone disastrously wrong
"I'm just picturing all three of you naked, sitting on the bed..."
An Aussie woman has opened up about a threesome with a surprise ending, shocking radio hosts after she revealed she met a "lovely" couple to have a sexual encounter with before things went disastrously wrong.
Chatting with Triple J's The Hookup, a caller told hosts Pip Rasmussen and Dee Salmin that she went home with a couple after meeting them at a dating event, calling them "two lovely, sexy humans".
"We had made out and [I] had been invited to their home," the woman said. "And then when we were having some fun back at their place, they then got upset with one another and proceeded to break up while I was sitting between them.”
"I'm just picturing all three of you naked, sitting on the bed," Dee said in response, with the woman then saying the couple were clothed.
"But you were naked?!" Dee asked.
The woman didn't confirm or deny how undressed she was but said things took an awkward turn when the girl tried to kick her boyfriend out.
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"She was like, 'Boy, get out of here, I want to talk to this random girl that I picked up tonight,'" the caller said.
The woman then said she became a mediator between the couple.
“I’m like, OK, great. Love this. She’s told me all these things that she’s upset about," she said. "I’m like, OK, I’m going to go tell him these things to communicate for you because you’re not doing that.
“She says something nasty to him, and he freaks out, and he’s like, ‘I’m done. I’m done with this. We’re done'," the woman continued. "I’m like, OK, I’m just going to go! Goodbye'.”
"I would be sending them an invoice immediately," Pip said.
People took to the comments to put their two cents in about the situation.
"Should be called the naked negotiator," someone joked. "This is the sort of problem I need in my life," another person remarked.
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