42 Kids Who Were Way Funnier Than They Had Any Right To Be

1.This kid had a fun contact name for her mother.

A 12-year-old's contact name for their mother as displayed on a smartphone: `spawn point` with two devil emojis bookending a heart emoji. Text above reads, "We gave our 12-YO her 1st phone. The name she gave her Mom (I'm Dadzilla)."
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2.And this kid also had an unexpected contact photo and name for their parent.

A hand holds a phone displaying a black-and-white photo of Joseph Stalin with a call screen open from the "CIA"
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3.These kids were regular comedians.

Seven bottled waters are lined up in a hallway near a laundry area with a washer in view.
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4.This kid was a smart aleck.

Math problem showing handwriting and drawing: "Bobby has four dimes. Amy has 30 pennies. Which child has more money?" Child wrote "Bobby" and drew a thought bubble
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5.As was this kid.

A student's worksheet with a question about safe locations during a tornado. The student circled "circle one" and wrote, "It is way to dangerous to circle a tornado."
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6.Ah, siblings.

A person types a message on an in-flight entertainment screen, saying: "what did you just say to me you littleshit? know I gratuated top of my class in"
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7.This kid had some valid answers.

Student's worksheet answer for two examples of solids, liquids, and gases: solids - poop, pee, fart; liquids - pee, water; gas - steam. Teacher comment: Really?
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8.This kid knew who Mother's Day was *really* about.

A handwritten note reads: "Mom, I just wanted to tell you that Mother's Day wouldn't be possible without me. I'll be waiting for my present in the living room. Love, Joshua."
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9.These step-kids are likely adults, but you can see from these two mugs that they'll always be children at heart.

Two mugs with Father's Day messages. First: "Even though I'm not from your sack, I know you've still got my back. Happy Father's Day." Second: "With Love... From the child you inherited when you decided to shack up with my mom."
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10.These kids said, "Family version? Not on my watch."

A humorous card from a game reads "Kids, Dad is trying something new this week. It’s called 'Mom's butt.'" Both cards are from "Family Edition."
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11.This kid *technically* followed instructions.

Close-up of a handwritten letter reading, "Dear mom, I was forced to write this to eat. Love, John." The letter is held by an unidentified person
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12.This child was determined to roast their dad, no matter the cost.

Wooden deck floor with the text "MY DAD IS BALD" visible due to pressure washing
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13.Kids can be brutal.

A person wearing denim overalls over a yellow and black striped shirt captioned "a 4-year-old at my school just told me they liked my minion costume - these are just my clothes"
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14.This 11-year-old was even more brutal.

Drawing of a waterslide with people, labeled "You are here" near the end, and text that reads, "Life's a waterslide where you die at the end..."
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15.This child ended their mother's entire existence.

A child's drawing on lined paper depicts three people: "dad", "mom", and "Olivia". The text underneath each character reads: "dad to[too] good for mom (because she's ugly)," "mom the ugly freak," and "Olivia the beauty."
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16.This child wasn't afraid to portray their parent as they really are.

Three explicit doodles of women with scribbles over their crotch to represent hair
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17.This child was actually extremely clever.

A carved pumpkin with a sleepy expression wears a knit hat. A Starbucks cup next to it has a handwritten label reading "Human Spice Latte."
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18.These kids were major pranksters in the making.

Top shelf with neatly organized canned goods. Bottom shelf with disorganized, torn-open packaging and product labels. No visible people in the image
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19.As were these.

A snowman stands next to a snow-covered car on a residential street, blocking the car in
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20.This prank may have been dark, but I admire the commitment to the bit.

Two people parasailing, with their bodies limp, captioned "took kids parasailing and they played dead"
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21.This prank was far more harmless yet far more sophisticated.

Black and white checkered Vans slip-on shoes on a wooden floor, with smaller shoes inside
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22.This kid was smarter than most adults I know.

A handwritten list titled "TEN WORDS I CAN SPELL RIGHT ARE:" includes the words "TEN," "Words," "I," "can," "spell," "right," "Are," "OCTOpus," "seven," and "two."
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23.This kid had a pragmatic view of life.

A child's "Timeline of Me" schoolwork shows past: crying, didn't want to go to bed; present: at school; future: dead with "R.I.P." marked on the grave
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24.This kid truly understood "work smarter, not harder."

Arabic worksheet with a target, bus, and deer illustration. Sections read "color the picture," "draw the route," and contain drawing instructions, but the kid has drawn a route around the maze
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25.As did this kid.

A math worksheet with instructions to write the "smaller than" or "greater than" symbols between pairs of numbers: the child has written "or" between each pair
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26.This sister did precisely as asked.

A ladle is placed next to a phone showing a text conversation where someone asks, "what do u want for ur birthday" and the reply is "whatever lol."
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27.This sibling was just very supportive.

A Lego trophy made by a child, featuring a white toilet with a yellow Lego arm on top, symbolizing a reward for successful potty training. Text describes the image
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28.This kid knew what their parents were about.

Two Bud Light cans, a CVS plastic bag, two one-dollar bills, pens, pencils, candy canes, and various items on a table
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29.This 9-year-old has already mastered Dad humor.

A baking tray with pieces of paper cut into the letter "E"  and colored brown captioned "my 9-year old thought she was funny, made me some brownies for father's day"
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30.At least this teenager got detention for a good reason.

Email summary: A student named himself "Mass Debater" during a review game and received lunch detention for inappropriate behavior. The sender wanted to inform the recipient
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31.This child had a practical solution to a practical problem.

A screenshot of a shopping list app, with "New daddy" item added 8 hours ago circled in red. Other list items include sandwich bags, aluminum foil, fruit leather, and trail mix
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32.This 12-year-old was funnier than me, TBH.

A piece of paper exits a printer with printed text stating: "THIS IS YOUR PRINTER. I HAVE BECOME SELF AWARE. RUN"
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33.This dad-and-son combo was well-matched.

Two handwritten notes. The left note has text messages discussing lack of response. The right note repeats the message. The bottom says, "Xander has just left the chat"
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34.This seven-year-old took a risk.

Close-up of a KitchenAid garbage disposal with a label inside reading "UCK"
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35.I mean, this beats "Live, Laugh, Love."

A handmade beaded necklace spells out "FART LOUD" with letter beads, among other blue and purple beads, tied with a blue ribbon
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36.This 10-year-old was a little too honest.

A book with a sticky note pinned on it, reading "books I'm never gonna read"
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37.This kid had a perfectly reasonable request.

Pink note reads: "Your An Awesome MoM keep that shit up.." with a thumbs-up drawing. Text above: "daughter asked if she could make with one bad word"
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38.This kid made a similarly flattering card.

A hand holding a handwritten card saying, "Dear Mom, You do not suck," with two drawn hearts
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39.I think this two-year-old may have won at Halloween.

A child in a creepy clown mask with red hair and a large smile holds two orange pumpkin buckets. They wear an ice cream cone costume with a pink scoop on top
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40.This child knew how to make their Dad's day.

A portion of a word search puzzle with several words circled, including "DAD SUX"
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41.This seven-year-old was optimistic, to say the least.

A child's drawing shows how they imagine looking at 100 years old. The figure says "SUP ladies" in a speech bubble
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42.And finally, this kid was going places. I mean, he wouldn't be on time, but he'd be there.

Worksheet asking to color the same digital and analog clocks the same color, with all clocks colored in one color
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