Yahoo Lifestyle 37 Hilarious Tweets That Will Have You FALLing In A Fit Of Laughter Into Fall (Sorry)
Y'allllll...summer's coming to a close. How we feelin' about it? Are you excited for some crunchy leaves, ready to leave behind the heat?
Shits funny until u realize it’s September next Sunday
— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) August 25, 2024
Well, you still have a few weeks to ponder the meaning of a season change until the official fall equinox arrives on Sept. 22. In the meantime, how about some laughs??? Twitter kept me thoroughlyyy entertained all week:
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did it hurt? when you realised 2025 is just 4 months away & you are still processing 2019 which is about to be more than half a decade ago
— Stutii (@Sam0kayy) August 19, 2024
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American culture funny asl mfs really say “how you doing” and walk off 💀
— fatou (@VICKIAHNA) August 19, 2024
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My husband met us at the park and surprised me with a large iced coffee and I didn't have the heart to tell him I just had a large iced coffee so now I'm vibrating and going to piss myself
— h🦋 (@tinotonitini_) August 24, 2024
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u ever meet someone and u can tell they were heavily involved on campus
— veet (@vveetto) August 19, 2024
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gabezo pic.twitter.com/x1r7QOpUuA
— mr spinch ! (they/she) (@mooninfirst) August 19, 2024
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there’s a carousel in Harlem where they designed the animals after children’s drawings and I need someone to check on this kid pic.twitter.com/fjpH09kyrb
— trash jones (@jzux) August 20, 2024
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Imagine the pressure she was under making that pasta to prove her innocence. Probably felt like iron chef in there https://t.co/l3W1d065t8
— Public Universal Homie (@KurtBeTweeting) August 26, 2024
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My son can not believe he graduated from kindergarten & he still gotta go back to school😂😂😂he thought that shit was over
— . (@prettyyae) August 20, 2024
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i was already mad then here comes a cybertruck pulling up near me just to piss me off more
— 𝔟𝔯𝔦 ☆ (@ufobri) August 19, 2024
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i drive home so quick after work like i’m late for the house
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) August 20, 2024
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Flight attendant talking about sorry to wake you, I look up everybody off the plane LMFAOOOOO
— elton jawn (@catastrophicbee) August 20, 2024
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we need an airline for people who know how to board and deboard a plane efficiently
— rebekah (@rebekahentralgo) August 23, 2024
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my dad keeps going live on facebook so i asked my mom what she thinks about it and she said “idk i deleted your father off facebook he’s too annoying”
— pepe silvia ⁷ (@dubKekss) August 20, 2024
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jesus... pic.twitter.com/hf47EPjd1x
— X Æ A-XII (@elonmuskssohn) August 21, 2024
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Protect me from who? https://t.co/64kBUMNYua
— Local Woman (@tiredfeminist_) August 23, 2024
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I stepped on a couple of leaves this morning and they crunched!! pic.twitter.com/tBa99btTiw
— COTUS (@PirateCoop) August 21, 2024
@keith_lee125 / Via instagram.com
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scheduling my internship emails for 11:11 am just in case the hr is a girlie and needs a sign that im him
— prnv (@tetrispickle) August 20, 2024
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this is an advanced stoned thought, but i think if my eyes were closed and kermit the frog walked into a room i'd be able to pick up on his energy and just know he was there.
— roxy demento (@falseroxy) August 22, 2024
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somebody flirting with you while at work genuinely feels like you are a hostage like omg pls go sit down
— BIG L E O (@_liljada) August 22, 2024
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i didn’t go to the dentist for 8 years and i finally went only for them to tell me my teeth are great and healthy. that’s so fucked. i should have had to learn a lesson. i should have had to lose at least one tooth or something
— aLec robBins (@alecrobbins) August 22, 2024
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boy the dentist sure loves taking X-rays. always needs more pics of my skull for her little files. she is sooooo obsessed
— 6’3” pool boy bitch (@youwouldntpost) August 23, 2024
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There’s a light projection of Steve Harvey over Atlanta right now and I have no clue why pic.twitter.com/r3Z7Vnua6t
— David Dennis Jr. (@DavidDTSS) August 24, 2024
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Just had to spell the word “bourgeoisie” while sharing my screen. Jesus Christ
— Honey (@benegotherit) August 22, 2024
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christian is such a funny name when you think about it. what if I named my kid atheist
— colleen (@starlesseyesz) August 21, 2024
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The electrician they sent is wearing waist-high pants. pic.twitter.com/TtVxVmndcN
— cats with jobs 🛠 (@CatWorkers) August 22, 2024
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Asked my coworker what’s wrong & he said “I’m tired of faking that I like you guys” & honestly? Mood.
— Nikki (@TheNikkiRosa) August 26, 2024
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https://t.co/3IH0fpojB3 pic.twitter.com/gsnppAZ2VH
— Νατε (@olobzjr) August 22, 2024
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the purest example of "good american values" is when the diner makes too much milkshake and gives you the extra in a metal cup on the side
— brit (@booritney) August 24, 2024
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showing old french people how to make s’mores and when the graham cracker went on top they said “sandwich 😳🤯‼️”
— donna brunswick ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 (@liIpochaco) August 25, 2024
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I beg your finest fucking pardon? https://t.co/evViIiBvXq
— Grip Bayless✨ (@talleyberrybaby) August 24, 2024
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"chat" is honestly a perfect collective noun. A girl in class said "chat I need a pen" and she got a pen. Easy. Incredible. This is a good one, kids.
— taryn (@peepsaregood) August 24, 2024
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Today I went to the bank and asked if they had an atm. The guy said they had a drive thru. I said oh I walked here. He said that’s fine. I had to wait in line behind a car like this 🧍🏻♀️
— naomi (@lachancenaomi27) August 26, 2024
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this group of old people just jaywalked with me and when we made it to the other side one of the guys goes “we’re so brave”
— manic pixie cowgirl (@vindictivehag) August 24, 2024
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I hired a nanny on the sims 2 to take care of my CHAOTIC TWINS and she lookin at me thru the screen like HELL NO😂 pic.twitter.com/8pcqFuLxnX
— Keeyuh 🍊 (@k33yuh) August 22, 2024
Electronic Arts / @k33yuh
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dad posted that i was going to law school and his friend replied “another liar in the making” pic.twitter.com/ppy7wbma5Q
— æ-LUCIIAN is HYPERSTELLAR (@luciandreaming) August 21, 2024
Couples Court / Via youtube.com
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