Yahoo Lifestyle 33 Hilarious Tweets From The Week Because At This Point...All We Can Do Is Laugh
Well, between the presidential debate, VMAs, Emmys, and Moo Deng's celebrity rise, last week was surely one of 2024's more ~memorable~ weeks.
As always, the Twitter users were alive and well and thriving. Here are all the best tweets from the week, including those you might have missed:
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America has a lot of faults as a country but we absolutely went off with garbage disposals in our kitchen sinks. “just use a food catcher?? scrape the food into the trash???” thank u Europe but we actually put loud finger-ripping chainsaws in our drains god bless❤️
— reb (@rebmasel) September 9, 2024
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girl were the minions here?? 😭 pic.twitter.com/VA3bkUMDst
— robin 💌 (@everlarkangst) September 8, 2024
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Just remembered families exist https://t.co/cAbVof62FT
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) September 9, 2024
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health in america is so bad cus here you’ll be making a salad thinking you’re doing good and then there’ll be a recall on the lettuce
— 𝐚𝐝𝐞 (@crownofgloryy) September 15, 2024
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Had to do a parent phone call today. The parent asked me why I was calling them about their child’s behavioral issues. I- pic.twitter.com/HpgipfMnYk
— The Tale of Ka’Collins Hatake 🥷🏽 (@TattedShinobi) September 9, 2024
Hulu / Via Twitter: @TattedShinobi
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ppl have genuinely got mad about this and im not sure how to explain this but paddy cant read... https://t.co/2rEaBu39vB
— robyn 🐰 (@robynsaur) September 9, 2024
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Police got mad at me Cause I farted while he searchin me mf I’m Scared. 😭
— jojo (@paidassjodyy) September 10, 2024
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maybe in another life i punched that bitch
— tatyana 🐆 (@tatbaee) September 10, 2024
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soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird
— apple (@missmilkton) September 12, 2024
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this font. https://t.co/lEB6KDUVSz pic.twitter.com/sjEGLH81TG
— sinclair. (@cdjsinclair) September 11, 2024
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if you want to gamble on sports you should have to go to a little room across town and talk to a stinky little man. there should be an aura of griminess about it. you should not be able to do gambling on your phone
— merritt k (@merrittk) September 15, 2024
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life is over at 7. no more endless playtime, no more baby food, forced to go to school, and you cant even throw tantrums anymore. at that point you should just give up
— mia (@boygrrI) September 15, 2024
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another childhood star lost to drugs pic.twitter.com/nh90zuxtOG
— veazy (@veazydoezit) September 14, 2024
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oh god was not prepared for my teenage child to get 9/11 homework from history classhad to interview me about 9/11 the way students had to interview ww2 veterans in the 90s pic.twitter.com/RXV5SA4Zto
— marmot (@MarmotRespecter) September 12, 2024
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Allegiant airlines charges for a glass of water but you know what’s free? Ice. Now we wait. pic.twitter.com/1r3RegBuof
— gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi) September 12, 2024
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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done
— 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 (@im_all_id) September 13, 2024
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praying for a peaceful transition of power pic.twitter.com/DXEV9rtkVv
— Sermon Munster (@BaptoHammer) September 12, 2024
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i think the apple’s bottom right to the core from all the jeans passed down from all the apples boots with the fur
— ali (@alirichthem) September 14, 2024
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“This is it…this was his dream” a man says to me unprovoked.. I ask “Who? Whose dream?” He says “Thomas Edison… Tom Tom would be so proud” pic.twitter.com/efT8XfKeWl
— thomas (@tlanese777) September 15, 2024
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British people prolly call this “Nuts and Bolts” or some shit https://t.co/mrk3DApauQ
— Tromac 🫶🏾 (@Tromac_wav) September 12, 2024
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This shit looks like I should be able to select a raspberry fanta. https://t.co/APKiAqDjqA
— Dígame Concejal (@RSGAT) September 15, 2024
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https://t.co/wbM71iFKn1 pic.twitter.com/DsqYEyYWHH
— felix PVF 🐥 🍉 (@ifyoulethimstay) September 11, 2024
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— Stanzi 🇵🇸 (@stanzipotenza) September 11, 2024
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A Day in the Life of an Immigrant, According to Donald Trump:- wake up in jail- get your transgender operation- for breakfast, dog- take over Seattle- for dinner, cat
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) September 11, 2024
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Yo anyone from the 1390s on this app https://t.co/wAFeGfEa1K
— Stacey J. Spiehler (@StaceyJSpiehler) September 14, 2024
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Meanwhile in Chicago. pic.twitter.com/5PfW6EWBxN
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) September 11, 2024
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I *love* that Calista facetunes her own photos into oblivion but leaves Newt straight up looking like Quasimodo every time. Art. https://t.co/Xsp0k4NwYD
— Kendall Brown (@kendallybrown) September 14, 2024
@callygingrich / Via Twitter: @kendallybrown
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i looovvveeee having a shitty day on family vacation like okaaaaayyyy succession https://t.co/QrATUEHmBe
— kida (@kidasnow) September 12, 2024
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My aunts (who are twins) were gonna have a joint 60th bday party, but they got into a fight. Now they’re doing two separate parties on the same day and they’re asking everyone to choose 😩
— jr (@jamesearl23) September 13, 2024
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my mom didn't raise a quitter, she raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something
— ً (@ifeelgoodto) September 12, 2024
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oh she's cooked pic.twitter.com/aGESvFZqy9
— jame (@kloogans) September 14, 2024
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President Trump writing his “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!” truth social post pic.twitter.com/QchvpKeY8G
— Enrico (@Enrico1776) September 15, 2024
Paramount Pictures / Via Twitter: @Enrico1776
See ya next week! In the meantime, if you're in need of more laughs, take a look at our most recent roundups (and shoutout to the creators of these tweets — don't forget to shoot them a follow if you liked 'em!):
43 Funny Tweets From The Week To Keep You Laughing Your Way Into September
