Yahoo Lifestyle I'm Dying Of Laughter At The 32 Wildly Unfiltered Things People Posted On The Internet This Month So Far
The time has come once again! We've reached the midpoint of another month, so below are some of the funniest Twitter posts from this September so far:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh, so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
1.
“not a girls girl” omggggggg just call her a bitch and grow up
— LAUREN ASH (@laurenashastro) September 16, 2024
2.
when he’s gettin jumped but he didn’t buy me wingstop pic.twitter.com/aqM6i42Ybw
— tatyana 🐆 (@tatbaee) September 16, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @tatbaee
3.
mcdonald’s will “anything else” you to death can you wait a mcminute
— The Scientist🥼 (@babysmurkkk) September 15, 2024
4.
what kind of visa is Emily on in Paris?!
— nolan (@anxiousdeluxe) September 14, 2024
5.
— by perfect 🔻 (@lmp3rfect) September 14, 2024
6.
Police got mad at me Cause I farted while he searchin me mf I’m Scared. 😭
— jojo (@paidassjodyy) September 10, 2024
7.
not to be a hater but why would you waste your youth on pickleball when you’re perfectly capable of enjoying the noble sport of tennis
— paige (@midwesterneur) September 9, 2024
8.
My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked her, "How small?" She replied,"Just you, me, and the principal.
— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) September 10, 2024
9.
— Satan (@s8n) September 9, 2024
10.
— 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓵 ❤️ (@yrs______) September 10, 2024
11.
nothing like ur unemployed friend having their notifications silenced...like what could i possibly be disturbing
— Ben Kesslen (@benkesslen) September 10, 2024
12.
oh for sure pic.twitter.com/oIxmpO0vXz
— chris (@tophlo) September 9, 2024
13.
I forgot to remove my durag before a Teams call and my colleague asked if I’m grieving.
— sadiq (@SadiqoJN) September 9, 2024
14.
"reading smut ruins your brain" i can assure you, whatever is wrong with me was there long before i started reading
— ً (@alori1975) September 7, 2024
15.
Cute guy on Grindr gave me his snap and talked to me for hours last night before blocking me on everything this morning pic.twitter.com/St80thOSj8
— Swolecialist (@BlackLanterrn) September 7, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @BlackLanterrn
16.
YALL pic.twitter.com/kiTtIGMIzG
— dictator (@notpadre) September 5, 2024
17.
going to bed at 8pm on a Friday is really chic if you think about it… pic.twitter.com/os2onWeVzs
— hannah (@dumbandfunn) September 7, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @dumbandfunn
18.
"I bet it's big" it's not. so, what now? pic.twitter.com/RcRxSVN03N
— Khalid Shawarma 🪬 (@l0tswife) September 6, 2024
The Breakfast Club / Twitter: @l0tswife / Via youtube.com
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— . (@BrendanDaGawd) September 3, 2024
20.
I heard you turn on the faucet after going to the bathroom.. it was only on for 4.32 seconds. There is no way that you adequately sanitized your hands. I have made note of everything you touched since then
— these socks aint new (@Fredward3948576) September 15, 2024
21.
u can block me but u can’t ungasp from how tight it is
— rufus (@sngrholic) September 14, 2024
22.
are kamala harris and calvin harris related
— ian (@itsianraymond) September 14, 2024
23.
yeah i’m a first responder. to his texts
— Maizie ⭐️ (@postboob) September 13, 2024
24.
my mom didn't raise a quitter, she raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something
— ً (@ifeelgoodto) September 12, 2024
25.
They stop carding you once the light has left your eyes.
— SOZE BLANCO NOT DEAD (@TheHumanDurag) September 12, 2024
26.
Microsoft is a crazy thing to name your company
— trevy (@chillextremist) September 9, 2024
27.
Am I high or is this air conditioner unit stargazing with her legs out the window right now pic.twitter.com/ygWYeadoFy
— xtian (@AOWTOUDOUZAT) September 7, 2024
28.
i have healed my inner child. i am now on to healing my inner teenager, and she is a gremlin. we're getting revenge
— ً (@alori1975) September 5, 2024
29.
Your body is begging you for fruits & vegetables, not don julio 😔
— ✨ (@Angelicali0) September 4, 2024
30.
apple photos will make an entire montage of the worst person you’ve ever met and add some jazz music on top of it, and then title it “The Good Days”
— Mal🕷️ (@nevermindbruhh) September 4, 2024
31.
My smart bathtub got hacked and now I'm being boiled into a stew
— Puck (@Puckmeat) September 2, 2024
32.
am i crazy or was this the best summer ever?? i watched so many funny instagram reels and on top of that tiktoks
— christain🍕 (@boyruminating) September 6, 2024
