17 Signs From The Past Week That Are So Funny I'd Like Them To Be Injected Into My Veins

It's an absolute nightmare of a week and things are about to get much, much worse, but for the sake of your sanity please take a moment to enjoy the funniest signs of the week, courtesy of r/funnysigns and Twitter:

1. "Need this backstory so bad."

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2."THEN WHERE DID THE 15TH FLOOR GO???"

Sign states: "Attention: The 9th floor has temporarily been moved to the 15th floor."

3."Can't believe they made the same typo twice."

Sign with humorous typo: "Wash with soup without your bathing suit before entering the pool. There is free soup in the shower room."

4."Anyone here to help me out with this!!!"

Funny classroom poster listing humorous interruptions: fire, tornado, alien invasion, flooding, and "Ryan Gosling Enters the Room."

5. "Bags with threatening auras."

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6."Do you have a little joy in your life?"

Sign humorously suggests replacing coffee with green tea results in losing joy in life

7."I don't blame them."

Sign outside auto service shop reads: "I bet aliens ride past Earth and lock their doors."

8."Be a responsible smoker."

A poster shows a dog with a cigarette. Text humorously asks not to drop cigarette butts as the dog tries smoking them

9."Well, time to get my meds."

Walmart Pharmacy interior showing shelves stocked with various alcoholic beverages below a pharmacy sign

10."Safety first."

Electrical warning sign with humor: "Danger - High Voltage. Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you're dying."

11."Make it count."

Sign on a tree reads, "Strictly 22 Min Parking."

12."So, I see it."

Partially lit restaurant sign reads: "Dolores Res Taurant."

13."Keep your eyes on the road."

Sign with "Google is wrong" and a U-turn arrow, placed on a wooden fence in a rural setting

14."I don't know what to say."

Car with "Just Divorced" sign on the back window, driving in traffic. Cans attached to the rear bumper

15."I could be wrong, but this might be a trick."

Bowl of red peppers with a sign reading, "One Strawberry Per Child please. Thank you!"

16."There's a story there."

Sign on lawn reads: "This is no longer Adam's house. There are no drugs here. YOU ARE ON CAMERA!"

17."Lol I see!!"

Two sticky notes on a coffee maker read: "Coffee maker not hot" and "But has a great personality."

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