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The future of TikTok’s sound bites may be in limbo, but TVLine’s Quotes of the Week sure isn’t going anywhere.
In the list below — which features our picks for TV’s most memorable lines of the past seven days — you’ll find more than a dozen shows represented, including Shifting Gears, Animal Control, Found, Severance, The Rookie, Worst Cooks in America, Jimmy Kimmel Live! and General Hospital.
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Also featured in this week’s roundup: The Sex Lives of College Girls gives a shoutout to Steve Harvey, Deal or No Deal Island unlocks an oddly specific new fear and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills helps Jennifer Tilly understand meme culture. We’ve also got double doses of Late Night With Seth Meyers, Star Trek: Section 31 and Will Trent, plus a triple dose (!) of The Night Agent.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Vlada Gelman, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich and Dave Nemetz)
LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS
“Next time you’re in a s—t Uber Pool, just remember: It can be so much worse.”
LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS (Bonus Quote!)
“Who among us hasn’t sieg-ed when we were trying to zag?”
SHIFTING GEARS
“Play Matt’s good mood playlist.”
“Playing: The Joe Rogan Experience.”
“Oh, hell no!”
Alexa fails Riley (Kat Dennings)
GENERAL HOSPITAL
“Where are Wiley and Amelia? Where are they?”
“Do I look like a nanny?”
“Only in a Grimms’ fairy tale, I suppose.”
Anna (Finola Hughes) attempts to get Tracy (Jane Elliot) to reveal where she’s hidden Michael and Willow’s children
STAR TREK: SECTION 31
“Listen carefully: Starfleet does not do assassinations.”
“Don’t get your prime directives in a bunch.”
Rachel (Kacey Rohl) tries to keep Zeph, Melle (Humberly González) and the others in line
STAR TREK: SECTION 31 (Bonus Quote!)
“So, this thing we’re chasing, the Godsend…. Your engineers, did they install a failsafe? Can we disable it remotely?”
“There’s no failsafe. I wouldn’t allow it.”
“How very ‘on brand’ for you.”
Quasi (Sam Richardson) hopes that Georgiou’s (Michelle Yeoh) doomsday device has a handy off-switch
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS
“I feel like he was texting her more than mems, and she’s downplaying it like, ‘Oh, he’s texting me mems.’”
“Right, memes.”
Garcelle gives Jennifer Tilly a little lesson on Internet culture
WILL TRENT
“Amanda, didn’t I tell you that Sunny is going to want to pick out her own clothes?”
“That child would be a fool not to let me dress her!”
Amanda (Sonja Sohn) refuses to heed Faith’s (Iantha Richardson) parenting advice
WILL TRENT (Bonus Quote!)
“Hi, Angie! Fingers crossed for your post hearing.”
Medical examiner Pete’s (Kurt Yue) got jokes… and severed digits
THE SEX LIVES OF COLLEGE GIRLS
“I can’t say I’m completely surprised. You do have more neckties than Steve Harvey.”
Taylor (Mia Rodgers), after Bela comes out as bisexual
DEAL OR NO DEAL ISLAND
“My biggest fear is clowns eating baby corn, but my second biggest fear is getting eliminated really, really early in this game. There’s nothing lower than that.”
Hey Dr. Will, we get the clown part, but baby corn?!
WORST COOKS IN AMERICA
“We are now going to make prune red wine syrup. Two cups of red wine, half a cup of sugar, fresh vanilla bean.”
“Are they really from a butt of an animal? [Beat] Is that not true?”
Big Brother winner Rachel Reilly is apparently very misguided when it comes to spices and plants
ANIMAL CONTROL
“Wow, look at us carpooling through the same tunnel…. I mean, it was just one time, at lunch.”
“Afternoon delight — like the song, which you’ve heard, because we’re practically the same age.”
“Are you sure you’re fine with it? Because I’m going to see her tonight at the fundraiser, and don’t know what’s going to happen.”
“Wow, a lunch and a dinner hook-up. No intermittent fasting for you.”
Victoria (Grace Palmer) and Frank (Joel McHale) learn they both scored… headphones from Fiona
THE ROOKIE
“We’ll take a peek, and then you can text back with a situation report.”
“I like that. It’s like we’re doing recon for Metro.”
“Unless… an opportunity to intervene arises.”
“Now why do I think that it’s going to arise?”
“Because the good Lord loves me!”
“What about me? Does He love me? Or am I going to get shot because you think you have divine protection?”
Miles (Deric Augustine) and Seth (Patrick Keleher) debate their rogue next steps
THE NIGHT AGENT (Episode 3)
“You’re just casually committing mail fraud.”
“It’s technically not mail fraud until it’s opened. So you’re committing mail fraud.”
Rose (Luciane Buchanan) chides Peter (Gabriel Basso) for pinching a POI’s mail
THE NIGHT AGENT (Episode 8)
“Physical violence is not an effective interrogation technique.”
“I know. But it felt good. And you’re pissing me off.”
Solomon (Berto Colon) doesn’t like having his head smacked against the van wall by Peter (Gabriel Basso)
THE NIGHT AGENT (Episode 8 Bonus Quote!)
“You need to pull that trigger right now, because if you don’t, I’m gonna stick that Glock so far up your ass, you’ll sneeze gunpowder.”
Catherine (Amanda Warren) is ready to drop whoever got the drop on her
JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!
“We found Carmen Sandiego.”
FOUND
“[Gabi, reading off website] ‘Hello, I’m university president Gregory Benoit. Our No. 1 priority is creating a safe environment where young people are free to grow into tomorrow’s world leaders.’”
“Why does it sound like something out of a Skulls movie?”
Lacey (Gabrielle Walsh) senses something askew with this prestigious school
SEVERANCE
“If you could be any kind of door, what would it be?”
“Uh… pocket.”
Dylan (Zach Cherry) faces tough questions from door manufacturer Mr. Saliba (Adrian Martinez) during a job interview
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
“During an episode of Wheel of Fortune this week, a contestant who had just won $40,000 accidentally tackled host Ryan Seacrest. But I dare you to try that on Pop Culture Jeopardy!“
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