Quotes of the Week: Only Murders, Big Brother, SEAL Team, Kite Man and More

Much like Sabrina Carpenter, this edition of TVLine’s Quotes of the Week is keeping it Short n’ Sweet.

But there’s still much to love in the list below, where we’ve gathered nearly a dozen of television’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including scripted moments from cable, broadcast and streaming series.

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This time around, we’ve got bon mots and zingers from Snowpiercer, Kite Man: Hell Yeah!, Big Brother, The Bold and the Beautiful and The Challenge 40: Battle of the Eras.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: a mumbled moment from Only Murders in the Building, a heartbreaking revelation from Pachinko and a reference to Paul Blart: Mall Cop in SEAL Team.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Rebecca Iannucci, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich and Ryan Schwartz)

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING

“We’ve been very lucky with people dying in our building.”

“Yeah, but it is a flaw in our business model.”

Honestly, it’s kind of astonishing that there have been enough murders to get to a Season 4

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (Bonus Quote!)

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (Bonus Quote!)
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (Bonus Quote!)

“Did you hear how they described me in there? Homeless, jobless, mumbling….”

“Speak up, dear. I can’t hear you.”

Mabel (Selena Gomez) doesn’t do herself any favors gumming her way through a list of perceived traits

BIG BROTHER

BIG BROTHER
BIG BROTHER

“Kimo and Tucker are in the ‘Friendzzz’ alliance. But is this The One Where He Chooses to Vote Him Out?”

Someone on the Big Brother writing staff is clearly a Friends fan, and we’re here for it

SNOWPIERCER

SNOWPIERCER
SNOWPIERCER

“Sir, I need a sample run–“

“I thought you were done with all that?”

“This will be the last round. I need to test the ones who suffer from epistaxis. [Off the admiral’s look] Nosebleeds.”

“You could have just said that.”

Hey, at least Milius (Clark Gregg) didn’t tell Nima (Michael Aronov) to “put it in English“!

SNOWPIERCER (Bonus Quote!)

SNOWPIERCER (Bonus Quote!)
SNOWPIERCER (Bonus Quote!)

“Once a man of the people, driven by collective well-being…. But upon becoming a father, well, there’s nothing like it, is there?”

“Don’t kid yourself, you don’t give a s–t about Alex or anybody else.”

“I wasn’t talking about Alex. That’s how I feel about my trains.”

“You do know that’s demented, right?”

Wilford (Sean Bean) likens Layton’s (Daveed Diggs) baby daughter Liana to… a locomotive?

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL

“Are you OK, Mom? I’m sorry, that was stupid. Of course you’re not OK.”

“Well, um, the steak’s a bit overcooked, but other than that… ”

Poppy (Romy Park) may be being framed for two murders by daughter Luna (Lisa Yamada), but she still has her sense of humor

KITE MAN: HELL YEAH!

KITE MAN: HELL YEAH!
KITE MAN: HELL YEAH!

“Oh my God! Do not go shopping with Goldilocks. ‘This one’s too tight.’ ‘This one’s too loose.’ Jesus Christ, pick a f—king dress!”

Bane (voiced by James Adomian) chose the wrong fairy tale character to take to the mall

PACHINKO

PACHINKO
PACHINKO

“True wealth, Mozasu, it is to be loved.”

“But father, why does it have to be one or the other? I want to be both loved and rich!”

Reunited, Isak (Steve Sang-Hyun Noh) tries to impart a life lesson on son Mozasu (Eunseong Kwon)

PACHINKO (Bonus Quote!)

PACHINKO (Bonus Quote!)
PACHINKO (Bonus Quote!)

“I am dying to live.”

It pains Isak (Steve Sang-Hyun Noh) to have Sunja in his arms again, but on borrowed time

THE CHALLENGE 40: BATTLE OF THE ERAS

THE CHALLENGE 40: BATTLE OF THE ERAS
THE CHALLENGE 40: BATTLE OF THE ERAS

“Let this be a calling to all of you. Don’t f–k with me.”

Before forcing Averey and Tony into elimination, host TJ Lavin lets the cast know that he really doesn’t like stalemated votes

SEAL TEAM

SEAL TEAM
SEAL TEAM

“Paul Blart looks pretty damn silly up there with that long gun!”

During a high-speed chase, Sonny (AJ Buckley) and Drew take fire from the “mall cop” defending the armored truck

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