Yahoo Lifestyle Quotes of the Week: Land of Women, Evil, Presumed Innocent and More
Sunday’s here once again, and so is TVLine’s latest look back at our favorite Quotes of the Week.
In the list below, we’ve gathered nearly a dozen of television’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including scripted moments from cable, broadcast and streaming series.
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This time around, we’ve got bon mots and zingers from Presumed Innocent, Land of Women, Days of Our Lives and The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: Wayne Brady: The Family Remix, The View and double doses of Evil and Big Brother.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Rebecca Iannucci, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift)
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
“You think Nicole’s actually going to forgive you? She’s never coming back to you!”
“Perhaps. But she’s never getting away from me, either!”
Love means something very different to Eric (Greg Vaughan) and EJ (Dan Feuerriegel)
THE VIEW
“The New York Times called it, quote, ‘One of the best comedies in years.’”
“Oh, what do they know?!”
Cole Escola hilariously brushes off praise of their hit Broadway play Oh, Mary!
WAYNE BRADY: THE FAMILY REMIX
“I mean, it’s been a secret for a long time. Why now?”
“I want some d–k!”
“[Mandie and the others laugh] Same. Same!”
Wayne tells ex-wife Mandie, daughter Maile and Mandie’s partner Jason he’s ready to come out as pansexual
EVIL
“I’m the f—king storm, Oscar.”
Sheryl (Christine Lahti) makes it clear who’s in charge when a security guard at DF tries to stop her from going into the office because of the hurricane
EVIL (Bonus Quote!)
“I wish I had two lives: One for God, and one for you.”
“I wish I had two lives: Both of them for you.”
As they hide from the storm, David (Mike Colter) and Kristen (Katja Herbers) talk about what might’ve been
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
“I mean, listen, my Joe is like Super Mario — he’s a plumber, he’s Italian, he could do a lot of different stuff but he’s not climbing a tree to cut it down… Joe Gorga used to be a landscaper prior to builder — look at him, he looks like he could climb a tree.”
Margaret sees her husband for exactly who he is
PRESUMED INNOCENT
“You have a cat?”
Even amid the climax of a murder trial, Tommy’s choice of pets fascinates Raymond (Bill Camp) and others
LAND OF WOMEN
“I’m saying we only use 100% natural fertilizer, right?
“Of course, 100% sheep sh-t, baby!”
Gala (Eva Longoria) and the women know how to impress their potential investor
BIG BROTHER
“Matt, Matt, Matt. You must be so proud of yourself. I mean, really. I am so flattered that I am a threat to you. I am so frickin’ flattered. Thank you, Crazy Eyes. You have frickin’ crazy eyes! And for the house — the visitors that came to visit me last night. Your performance was great. It was absolutely great — for a low-budget movie… I’m a little heated right now. I still want to continue relationships with every single one of you, because I’m a people pleaser, and I’m that to a fault! I really just want to have fun with you guys. [points to Matt] Except for you. Don’t talk to me.”
Angela kicks off Season 26 with one of this show’s strangest and most memorable confrontations ever
BIG BROTHER (Bonus Quote!)
“Depending on who wins the A.I. Arena, there’s, like, a million different scenarios for eviction. There’s me versus Kenney, there’s me versus Matt, there’s Kenney versus Matt… OK, only three.”
Current nominee Kimo gets just a tad hyperbolic about the number of Eviction Night possibilities
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