Yahoo Lifestyle Quotes of the Week: Grey’s, Cobra Kai, 9-1-1: Lone Star, Shrinking and More
Direct from Domingo TVLine, here’s our latest edition of Quotes of the Week.
In the list below — which features our picks for TV’s most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you’ll find more than a dozen shows represented, including Outlander, Lioness, 9-1-1: Lone Star, Shrinking, Cross, Crime Scene Kitchen, The Summit and more.
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Also featured in this week’s roundup: a steamy moment from Grey’s Anatomy, a pre-marital threat on Dune: Prophecy and a shoutout to Moses on The Sex Lives of College Girls. Plus, we’ve got quotable moments from Cruel Intentions, A Man on the Inside, Fire Country, Bad Sisters, The Masked Singer, Somebody Somewhere, and double doses of Cobra Kai and Yellowstone.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Mandi Bierly, Nick Caruso, Vlada Gelman, Rebecca Iannucci, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift)
COBRA KAI (Episode 9)
“Congratulations, Johnny. You finally beat Kreese.”
“We finally beat Kreese.”
“Well, I actually beat him in my very first tournament.”
“Don’t make me hit you.”
Daniel (Ralph Macchio) and Johnny (William Zabka) share a comical exchange after Miyagi-Do takes down Cobra Kai in the Sekai Taikai
COBRA KAI (Episode 10)
“Miyagi never tell you everything, Daniel-san, because you’re never strong enough to accept truth!”
Daniel (Macchio) has a nightmare starring the late, great Pat Morita (an AI version, of course) as Mr. Miyagi
SHRINKING
“How do you let those two scoops just walk away? What I’d do to that if I was a woman.”
“Good news, Derek: You don’t have to be a woman. Grab a spoon.”
“What’s the spoon for?”
While Derek (Ted McGinley) admires Derrick’s (ice cream-esque?) booty, Brian (Michael Urie) reminds him that relationships can be something other than heterosexual
YELLOWSTONE
“Now that’s what I call cleavage. And hiked up the skirt. You were giving it to me with both barrels. Any weapons in the vehicle — besides the two poking out of your dress?”
Beth’s efforts to get out of a speeding ticket aren’t lost on the officer who pulled her over
YELLOWSTONE (Bonus Quote!)
“I admired your father. He taught me a lot about this place and a lot about myself, and I’m a better person for having known him.”
“Well, that’s not saying much, is it?”
“I hope you donated your body to science so doctors can study how big a bitch you are.”
“Well, I didn’t. Close the f—king door.”
Beth (Kelly Reilly) just can’t let Summer (Piper Perabo) get in the last word
CHRISTMAS IN THE SPOTLIGHT
“I feel like I’m in a movie.”
“Does your movie have a happy ending?”
“Oh, in my version it definitely does, yeah.”
Frisky wide receiver Drew (Laith Wallschleger) and pop superstar Bowyn (Jessica Lord), enjoying a first date on her private plane
CROSS (Episode 7)
“There’s your spitting image.”
Shannon (Eloise Mumford) gives Ramsey a surprise shower
9-1-1: LONE STAR
“I wish I could read lips.”
“I got you. She’s saying, ‘We should set the precedent,’ or ‘We should kill the… president?’”
We’re pretty sure Mateo (Julian Works) got it right the first time
SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE
“I wish I had your confidence. Not your disease, but your confidence.”
Sam (Bridget Everett) can’t help but take a light jab at Tricia’s newly contracted STD, despite her sister trying to make her feel better
NUGGET IS DEAD? A CHRISTMAS STORY
“I brought this as a gift for you all. I Googled ‘Australian Christmas,’ and that was one of the only unproblematic things I could find.”
Leon (Lelong Hu), presenting the Stool family with a light-up inflatable kangaroo
THE MASKED SINGER
“Robin, you know Miley very well.”
“Uh, no, Miley and I have never met.”
Jenny McCarthy wasn’t going to let Miley Cyrus Night pass her by without reminding Robin Thicke about their infamous twerking moment from the 2013 MTV VMAs
THE SUMMIT
“In this game, fire represents your life. And when the fire is gone, so are you.”
Therron gives us his best Jeff Probst impression while sitting around a campfire following Dennis’ elimination
CRIME SCENE KITCHEN
“Thirty minutes remaining! Don’t give up on yourselves like your parents did when you chose baking!”
Joel McHale “cheers” on the bakers in the way only he can
DUNE: PROPHECY
“Once our marriage goes through, you pull something like that and I’ll stab you myself, you little s—t.”
Princess Ynez (Sarah-Sofie Boussnina) scolds her wee groom-to-be with his mechanical toy
LIONESS
“If your father cooperates, then your family is moved, placed in protective custody.”
“Move them where?”
“Telluride, Aspen. Upstate New York, we’ve had good success there.”
“No, my parents don’t like the cold.”
“Then they should buy a coat. What the f—k?”
Jo’s (Zoe Saldaña) new plan gets a chilly reception from Josie (Genesis Rodriguez)
GREY’S ANATOMY
“My whole body’s vibrating.”
“You’re welcome.”
Jules (Adelaide Kane) gives a rave review of her first — and last? — time with Mika (Midori Francis)
CRUEL INTENTIONS (Episode 1)
“It’s philanthropic, community building. Women supporting women. Sisterhood. I wouldn’t expect you to understand.”
“Oh, believe me, I love sisters.”
Annie (Savannah Lee Smith) explains to Lucien (Zac Burgess) — who’s got a thing for his step-sister — why she’s joining a sorority
FIRE COUNTRY
“I know ‘Captain 90210’ likes to be in the action every chance he gets, but….”
Sharon (Diane Farr) lets fly with a nickname for the CW-friendly Camden Casey (played by Jared Padalecki)
A MAN ON THE INSIDE (Episode 3)
“He’s like if a podcast wore a suit.”
Retirement home nurse Penny (Catherine Leong) speaks glowingly about Charles’ wealth of obscure knowledge
THE SEX LIVES OF COLLEGE GIRLS
“That friendship is dead. This is not my opinion. This is, like, 10 Commandments s—t. You stole her man. You guys are done. Moses said that.”
Lila (Ilia Isorelýs Paulino) breaks a hard truth to Kimberly
BAD SISTERS
“Matt Claffin. Every since we saw him at the funeral, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about him. Not like that. Well, a bit like that.”
Houlihan (Thaddea Graham) mixes business and pleasure during her investigation of the Garvey family, which includes Becka’s handsome ex
BLUE BLOODS
“Badillo was a Boy Scout?”
“I know, I can’t get away from you guys.”
Eddie (Vanessa Ray) clues Jamie (Will Estes) into her partner’s softer side
OUTLANDER
“Oh, Jesus Christ.”
Roger’s (Richard Rankin) internal monologue, courtesy of voiceover, when the notorious Geilis Duncan opens a door in the past
LANDMAN
“Is she using ‘Daddy’ as a metaphor?”
“That’s my daughter.”
“Now I know why you smoke so much.”
“Yeah.”
Nathan (Colm Feore) has complicated thoughts after meeting Tommy (Billy Bob Thornton)’s teenage daughter
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