Yahoo Lifestyle Quotes of the Week: The Boys, House of the Dragon, Criminal Minds and More
You didn’t think we’d skip a Quotes of the Week compilation, did you?
Per usual, the list below features nearly a dozen of TV’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
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This time around, we’ve got bon mots and zingers from Celebrity Family Feud, Days of Our Lives, Evil, House of the Dragon and Late Night With Seth Meyers.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: Presumed Innocent, Land of Women, The Boys and Love Island USA.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Vlada Gelman, Keisha Hatchett, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift)
CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD
“Name something that might be curvy.”
“Me.”
Even Steve Harvey had to applaud Megan Thee Stallion’s perfect answer to this one
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
“I still can’t believe you live in a hotel. You’re like Dylan from 90210.”
“I always saw myself as more of a Brenda. I like that she didn’t take crap from anyone, and she inspired me to experiment with bangs.”
If this first interaction is any indication, Leo (Greg Rikaart) may have found his perfect match in Kerry (Derek Yates)
LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS
“The bar for campaign promises has really been lowered. It used to be stuff like, ‘I will safeguard Social Security’ or ‘I will create jobs.’ Now we’re down to ‘I won’t eat you.’”
The host reacts to wannabe president RFK Jr.’s claim that he didn’t eat a dog and, furthermore, wouldn’t eat a monkey or a human
PRESUMED INNOCENT
“That I’m there at all, that tells the jury that I believe in my husband’s innocence. I need to be credible but for me to be credible I need to be truthful, and that is what I’ll be in that room. I will let them see my truth – that I am horrified, that I am sickened, that I am repulsed by such depravity. That I am offended by the mere notion that the father of my children could be responsible for such depravity. This is the darkest hour of my f—king life. I will not pretend otherwise.”
Barbara (Ruth Negga) has notes on Mya’s notes on her courtroom performance
CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION
“Whose handwriting is this [on the whiteboard]?”
“Uh, mine.”
“Your Ts have a loop. It means you’re sensitive to criticism, might be paranoid.”
“No, I…. You got me.”
“I was just reinstated as team leader, I’ve gotta flex a little bit.”
Emily (Paget Brewster) reads between Tyler’s (Ryan-James Hatanaka) lines
LAND OF WOMEN
“You slept with the priest?”
“Excuse me. When I jumped his bones he was still in the seminary.”
Julia (Carmen Maura) makes an important distinction
LOVE ISLAND USA
“I don’t think I’m toxic. I think that I try to hold myself accountable as much as I possibly can. I’m just dramatic. I’ll take ownership on that part. But suck my d—k. Whatever you’ve heard about me, times it by a million. And if you think it’s bad, make it worse.”
Leah responds to a mean tweet calling her toxic
EVIL
“Like Martin Luther, motherf—er.”
Sheryl (Christine Lahti) gloats over having gotten her grandson baptized against Leland’s wishes
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON
“I’m called Alys.”
“Strong?”
“Rivers.”
“Bastard.”
“Once you get to know me, you’ll find I’m not so bad.”
Alys (Gayle Rankin) and Daemon (Matt Smith) get acquainted on an eerie evening at Harrenhal
THE BOYS
“Can you pick me up some Sugarfish?”
“No. We’ve talked about this. I can’t take part in the slaughter of albacore. One of my ride-or-dies is albacore.”
“OK, so I don’t get to stay where I want or eat what I want.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“‘Sometimes the way you get them is the way you lose them.’”
“Why are you quoting Lisa Vanderpump?”
Octopus Ambrosius (Tilda Swinton) and The Deep (Chace Crawford) have a lovers’ spat
TYLER PERRY’S SISTAS
“First he f–ked up my oxtail and now my pillows, and I can’t lose my damn beauty rest. And you know what my grandmother always said — a soft bed makes a soft ass.”
OK, now we need this show to introduce Maurice’s (Brian Jordan Jr.) grandmother
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