Yahoo Lifestyle People Who Slept With Their Friend’s Mom Or Dad Are Sharing Their Messy Stories And Yeah, Grab The Popcorn
I don't know about you, but I've always thought hooking up with one of your friend's parents was something that only happened in TV shows.
Or in songs...
As it turns out, it happens way more often than I thought. People who've had relations with their friend's parents are sharing their wildest confessions on Reddit (specifically this thread and this thread), and it's kind of bananas.
Here are 19 stories that stood out:
1."When I was 19, I ended up in a mental hospital for a suicide attempt, and one of the ladies in one of my group therapy groups was the mom of this guy I had gone to high school with. She was separated from her husband at the time, and she and I got along well."
"After I got out of the hospital, she and I would hang out and talk or go to the movies. One day, I apparently seduced her (not exactly on purpose), and we sorta started sleeping together a lot. She divorced her husband, told her family she was a lesbian, and said she felt like she always had been gay but didn't know it. She went full-on LGBTQ empowerment! This was the early '90s in the Bible Belt, and she was a newly-out 48-year-old. She started dating different women, and the last I saw her, she seemed very happy. I don't think her son ever knew it was me that turned his family upside down."
2."I was 23 and she was 44. Her son and I were friends and in college together. She was 5'2, thin, really cute and originally from the Dominican Republic. She had always kind of flirted with me, but I just thought that's all it was. I was wrong."
"A bunch of us got together and went out to have dinner on NYE, and she went with us. We all had fun and went back to her house. Her son and his girlfriend went to bed and before I could get out the door, she asked me to sit beside her by the fireplace. She leaned her head on my shoulder, looked up at me, and asked, "Do you want to?" Couldn't say yes fast enough. She and I dated for two and a half years. As a bonus, I learned a good deal of Spanish from her."
3."I fucked one of my best friend's mom for about a year. Her husband was cool with it, and a bit jealous she was doing an 18-year-old, and he wasn't."
"I'm going to be a bit guarded with details, but she ran a business that involved traveling around parts of the country and I was employed by her. Because I was out of school, and an employee, her son never put two and two together. I would travel with her, and stay in hotels with her, so it was the perfect cover.
I don't really know how it started, but she and I hit it off. It's been almost 20 years now. You know that saying about older women really knowing what they're doing? Totally fucking true."
4."I worked at a fine dining restaurant and was friends with the hostess who was a few years younger than me. Her mother, who I was also friends with, was the general manager. A drunken night and lots of blow — we had a fun time."
5."When I was 20, the friend in question's mom could get us into a bar her friend owns. Every week, me and three friends would go and she would buy every drink and be over all of us."
"One night after her son crapped out early I just said the hell with it. I went along with it when we got back to the house. It felt really underwhelming to say the least. Anyway, she made me breakfast the next morning, blew me real fast and took me home all before he woke up. To this day, the friend knows I'm pretty sure, but we don't talk about it."
6."Some of the best sex of my life. She is a well-known musician. It got weird though, because she eventually met somebody her own age and started treating me like one of her kids (she has three daughters), yet kept inviting me over for family dinners. Got too bizarre."
7."A friend of mine slept with my sister and kept making a big deal about it (I honestly couldn't care less). His mom was always making offhand sexual comments when I was around her so I decided to go for it."
"She had him when she was 16, we were around 18-19, so she wasn’t old and still looked pretty good. Came through one day knowing he wasn’t there after flirting with her pretty hard for a few weeks and she almost immediately jumped my bones. We slept together for a while after and neither of us ever said a word about it. It was fun while it lasted and I didn’t stay friends with the guy for other reasons."
8."My friend's mom and I have been friends for a while because we both really love music. Our bonding has been pretty natural and was never weird. It turned out we had a lot in common and got along really well."
"It got to the point where sometimes we would hang out and play music or rehearse for gigs, sometimes even when my friend wasn't home. One day after a gig, we went out for drinks with the rest of the band, and one by one they went home until it was just us. She decided to come back to my place to help me unload some stuff into my house I guess. To be honest, I didn't really think of her sexually at first. She was more of a mother figure, but after everything was loaded into the house she just went at me like an animal. We've had a sexual relationship since, and it's been going on for about a year or two. He still has no idea, and I intend to keep it that way."
9."Not a friend, but a bully. He bullied me for being queer, so I fucked his dad. I made damn sure he could hear me screwing his dad. The bullying stopped. His parents were already heading for a divorce, and I just pushed them closer to a divorce. Now they are separated, and he is married to a nice man."
10."I actually met the dad first through drunken shenanigans and a different friend, and I ended up moving in with him. Using certain parts of my body to subsidize my rent. And then I met his daughter and she became one of my best friends. She didn't find out about the dad stuff for almost a year. She needed a small break from our friendship when it first came out. We're still friends now, though!"
11."I always had the hots for her. And when I was 16 we made out on New Year's. Nothing happened except some decent text messages and one other make-out session for another year, and I moved away. Fast forward four years, and I'm 21 and back living in my hometown. She had three kids, all my age, and we hung out occasionally. We got drunk one night and I promised my friend I wasn't gonna bang his mom. Well, she started cuddling up close to me and it was game over."
12."Me and my two childhood friends opened a bar together. One of them had these insanely rich parents. Never really around when we grew up. They divorced when we were in our 30s. Fast forward to a few years ago: Wife finds out her ex-husband is dating again. She seeks revenge. We bump into each other. She seduces me. I kinda fell in love. She kicked me to the curb. Her son (my friend) found out. Dennis was not happy."
13."It was a family get-together. Buddy's dad and I were the last ones drinking. I told him I had a crush on him, and the rest is history. And yes, I'm a dude."
14."My best friend's dad is 24 years older than me. After he divorced, we'd all been hanging out together pretty frequently, and something clicked. We've been together several years now and are engaged as of this past Christmas Eve. His daughter (and my best friend) lives with us and is happy as a clam and glad we're both happy. She had a bit of a WTF moment when she first found out but has been supportive of us ever since."
15."I was really young, probably about 22. I went to a buddy of mine's house. He, his wife, and his kids live there, but it was with his mom who had what they called an 'open house.' Friends can come and go as they please, stay whenever they need to."
"Well everybody was gone, or so I thought, so I opened up a bottle of Jim Beam and started drinking at the dining room table. This guy's mom was hot, like really stinking hot, like Chandler's mom from American Pie hot. Well, she comes downstairs and sees me drinking alone. Asks me why I'm drinking alone, and I'm like, 'Well, nobody else is here.' She says it's a shame. Now, important note: She had been sober for over 13 years at this point and in recovery. Well, she broke that 13-year sobriety and killed that bottle with me. I was mostly gay at the time but still slightly bisexual. One thing led to another, and basically, I ended up having some of the best sex of my life."
16."Had sex with my best friend's mom when I was 18 and she was 35 at the time. It was a fairly uneventful approach. She laid it out simply and asked if I was interested. I was...we did...and that's that."
17."I was on Tinder a while back and matched with this reasonably attractive older woman. I didn't know her. We hit it off, and the talk got fairly heated. Photos were exchanged and whatnot. We had arranged to meet up the following weekend when her son was going to be away. We both just wanted casual sex, nothing else."
"Cue the following night at band practice, we audition a new member. He doesn't have a car so his mother drops him off and comes in with him. I'm sure you've guessed who the mother was. We said nothing and acted like strangers to each other. She left, and I immediately felt my phone vibrate. We exchanged a few messages, and I assured her that nothing would get back to her son. Two hours later, we were outside of the practice venue, banging against the wall whilst the son was inside, jamming with the rest of the guys and waiting to be picked up. We've met regularly since. Still do. The guy still plays in the band. Nobody has any idea."
18."Friend was hot, his dad was hotter. Lost my gay virginity to my best friend's dad."
19."I didn't sleep with my friend's mom but I did sleep with his aunt. It was a weird-ass family tree, and she ended up only being like five years older than us. It went on for like eight months or a year. I feel bad because it got to the point where I was going over and not really hanging out with him."
Do you have a story that belongs on this list? Let us know in the comments!
Responses have been edited for length/clarity.
