Donald Trump Is Now Selling Digital Trading Cards, And People Truly Cannot Believe They Are Real

He's gotten into the sneaker business.

He's moonlighted as a Bible salesman.

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And last week, he dipped his toes into photo books.

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But I'm pretty sure his latest venture is his most random yet.

By "popular demand" the former president is making a new series of "digital trading cards":

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For the low price of $99, you can get one of 'em.

The cards are, um, unique.

There's one where he's completely jacked holding a ball with a Bitcoin logo:

There's this one with another Bitcoin logo:

There's this one where he's some sort of Bitcoin warrior:

If you buy 15 of them, you can get an actual physical card with a piece of his suit from the debate.

If you buy 75 cards, you can even get dinner with him!

What a deal!

People can't believe this whole thing is real, especially so close to the election.

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"The Harris campaign should just run this ad in all the swing states," one person said.

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Another person compared it to an SNL skit

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And this person simply said, "Holy shit, we're in a fever dream lol"

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What a time to be alive!