25 Funny Moments From The Week To Help You Forget Everything Terrible That's Happened This Year And Laugh (For 5 Minutes)

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Hello. It's still January.

Tweet by user @fahmeedx saying "january 72nd tomorrow let’s go," with a view count of 3.4M

Despite the cold, the chaos, and the consistent feeling of dread in the air (just me?), I'm trying my best to stay positive. These funny people on the internet certainly helped:

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Checkout screen with repeated "Card Only" signs, emphasizing card payment only

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Tweet by @yaidawn: "i hate when a guy asks 'can you cook?' can you build a house fuck you" with over 12.8M views

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A man in a suit points, with caption: "The work is mysterious and important." Tweet reads: "Putting a bay leaf in a recipe even though idk what the fuck it does."

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Email screenshot showing a McDonald's job rejection, thanking the applicant and stating they pursued other candidates for a Part-Time Crew Member role

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Egg cartons and cash spread on a table with loosely bagged eggs; caption mentions starting a new side hustle

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Tweet by @holobody: "You can just tell when someone's never had a job that made them mop."

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A person in a suit gestures with a serious expression. Caption reads: "The work is mysterious and important."

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A five-dollar bill with "Donald Trump lives here" stamped over the Lincoln Memorial

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Excited dog in a colorful outfit holds a lollipop. Caption about feeling left out at breakfast

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Person lounging on a talk show set, wearing a casual red shirt and dark pants, with white sneakers

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Tweet by Mom Jeans: "My son just asked me if he has to wear a shirt to Taco Bell and honestly I don't know."

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Man holding toilet paper outdoors, referencing a past incident where a teenager mocked him for carrying it without a bag. He expresses overcoming fear

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Focus Features / Via Twitter: @lacroixupdates

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A dog looks at a cup of ham slices held by a person. The tweet mentions the coffee shop ran out of whipped cream but offered ham instead

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A gargoyle statue with an icicle forming from its mouth, resembling it vomiting ice. Snow covers part of its head. Text reads, "hard 2 explain... but this is how things feel lately."

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Two-panel image: a distant balloon in the sky on the left; close-up of a "Happy Bday" balloon with a gift attached on the right

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Text message exchange with DoorDash. The Dasher says to cancel the order because the chefs are arguing, then sends "Aye bruh."

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A humorous poster of a dog lawyer ad offering compensation for broken treats, featuring an image of a dog in glasses and a bow tie

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Tweet: "@paddingtonbear: I have accidentally spilled an entire jar of marmalade inside my hat." Retweeted by @cardamonkiss

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Tweet with text: "depressed bon jovi" referencing another tweet: "It’s my life unfortunately."

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20th Century Fox Television /  @Ana_brookie / Via Twitter: @Ana_brookie

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Tweet: Lauren Boebert invites January 6th rioters for U.S. Capitol tour. Comment: "Girl they already know their way around" with crying emojis

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Tweet exchange: @RaeSremmurd says, "That girl is a real crowd pleaser." @mssoulstice replies, "pls this is not the time."

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Tweet by carrie: "did my dog tweet this" with a quoted tweet by garshmo: "Fucked up that people can just walk by your house"

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Lifetime / Via Twitter: @theanarice

That's all for this week! For more funny weekly moments, check out our previous roundups:

There's Nothing I Need More Right Now Than A Good Laugh, So Here Are 45 Funny Tweets From The Week

January Is Off To A Rough Start, So Here Are 24 Funny Tweets From The Week To Give You The Laugh You Desperately Need