AHHHH There's A New "Final Destination" Coming Out, And I Am OBSESSED With The Trailer

Well, well, well...I'm sure you didn't have this on your 2025 bingo card, but FYI, the iconic horror film franchise Final Destination is coming back after FOURTEEN years away.

The last film, Final Destination 5, came out in 2011!

Final Destination: Bloodlines (good title) will hit theaters in just a few months on May 16, and they JUST dropped an official teaser trailer. Check it out:

Let's break it down...

So, the teaser opens at a tattoo/piercing parlor with a too-close-for-comfort/fakeout image that looks like something more out of a Saw film.

Turns out it's just a lady getting her tongue pierced by a dude (presumably) named Erik...

...I assume his name is "Erik," given the name of his "Sad" playlist we see a few moments later, LOL.

Anyway, it seems as though Erik might have some daddy issues given the HUGE tattoo he's working on giving himself. I assume he just really misses his dad (who perhaps is dead, given the title "Bloodlines"). ALSO, is the dad someone from a previous film?! I imagine it is, and at first, I thought maybe it was Devon Sawa, but I don't think it is. If you have an idea, lemme know in the comments below.

Then, during a hilarious montage set to the perfect song, "Without You," Erik proceeds to accidentally set up a Rube Goldberg of death for himself, as is so famous with the franchise.

Erik's loud music accidentally knocks over a few items on the counter...

...which knocks this jar off onto the floor...

...causing Erik to stand up and knock over this highly flammable jug of disinfectant.

Erik goes over to clean up the shattered glass, which puts him in the PERFECT position for a loose chain on the ceiling fan to swing down and get caught on his nose ring. LMAOOO.

Of course, Erik laughs at the one-in-a-million ridiculousness of his situation...that is until he realizes, OOPS, the chain is getting shorter by the second as it wraps around the fan.

Poor Erik has to get up as high as he can in his attempt to free himself from his nose-ring-chain debacle.

And, in the process, manages to knock over a light that catches on fire on the highly flammable disinfectant from earlier.

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Sadly, for poor Erik, despite his best efforts, it's not long before Death finally gets its way and he falls into the fiery abyss below.

FIN.

SEE YOU ON MAY 16!!!!!!