27 Women Who Had The Best Possible Response To Creepy Messages From Men

1.If I had a comeback this good, I think I'd frame it on my wall.

Text conversation. Person 1: Flirty message. Person 2: Responds with a sharp comeback about cremation after finding the opener offensive
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2.I hope this man appreciated this informative response.

Text message exchange about wanting to talk, followed by a detailed explanation of sexual intercourse
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3.If you've never seen it before, behold: the fake auto-message might be the most clever reply to an unsolicited dick pic of all time.

Image showing a text message exchange where an automated reply warns about sending unsolicited explicit images, mentioning police investigation
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4.This reply is also a good option, especially if it's some predator and you're underage.

A conversation featuring a mix of playful and confused messages, with one user asking about seeking advice from their mom

5.That was an absolute kill shot.

A conversation shows a person responding to an inappropriate message with a humorous and sarcastic comeback
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6.As was this.

Text exchange with one person rejecting another's flirtation, using humor and sarcasm
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7.STOP! STOP!!!! HE'S ALREADY DEAD!

Text exchange discussing an unfinished phrase, with a sarcastic and humorous response suggesting a true crime documentary
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8.BAM! Uno reverse card.

Two text messages discussing a hypothetical situation involving explicit actions
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9.Another Uno reverse!!!!

Screenshot of a text conversation with playful bear icons, where both parties express desire and confusion
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10.This person just did exactly as requested.

Text exchange above shows a question about knitting. Below, a chicken wears a hand-knitted sweater
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11.Sometimes, the best comeback isn't a word but a photo.

Text message about a confusing scenario followed by a girl's skeptical expression meme
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12.Other times, it's a GIF.

Text conversation showing explicit messages followed by a GIF of someone using a hot dog slicer
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13.Or even an emoji.

Text message reads: "I've got a snake I need you to look at" with a smirking emoji
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14.Good news, everyone! Fucking off is, in fact, free.

Text exchange: First message asks if someone would perform an act for $200. Second message responds with a dismissive question
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15.Child support, however, is not.

Two dialogue boxes: "Pst, wanna make babies?" and "Pst, wanna pay child support."
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16.Neither is asking this woman inappropriate questions.

Text exchange with emojis: First says, "can i see your boobs please." The reply says, "Can I see all of your banking information?"
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17."What? I thought he was trying to play 'complete the sentence!'"

A text exchange where one person says, "My dick is so hard" and the other replies, "to find."
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18.I don't get why this man is angry. All this woman did was turn his words into a well-written story.

Text conversation with one person accusing another of being fake and a stalker, while the accused person denies it
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19.And this woman was just expertly playing along with the poem format.

Text message exchange: Person 1 shares a romantic poem. Person 2 responds, finding it creepy and rejecting the sentiment
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20.Not to kink-shame, but I'm a little scared this guy may be into that.

Screenshot of a text conversation with suggestive and humorous messages about sitting on someone's face
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21.You gotta love it when men think their terrible online actions will have zero consequences...and then meet Lady Justice.

Text conversation about eyes, including a meme with "Not an eye," followed by humorous exchanges about harassment accusations and Venmo information
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22.I fear the cleverness of this answer was lost on this Neanderthal.

A dating app conversation where one person suggests a threesome, then a twosome, and the other prefers something more wholesome
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23.The quiet disappointment of "do better" is worse than any insult.

Text exchange: A message says "Wanna bang" with a clown emoji. Response: "Yes. I want to bang my head against a wall after receiving that message. Do better."
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24.This woman went all Amelia Bedelia on a creepy guy, who definitely deserved it for coming right out of the gate with that question.

Dating app exchange with the question "How's ur head?" and the response "Proportional to my body I think."
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25.This woman did the same.

Text exchange: "I know this is random but Dom or sub." "I guess Domino's. I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd compare them."
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26.Fish on dating apps? In 2025???

Dating app conversation with someone named Nick about physical attributes, replied with a comment about holding fish in profile pictures
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27.And finally..."Go on and finish up your homework before mommy heats up your Kid Cuisine" belongs in the Sick Burns Hall of Fame.

Screenshot of a dating app conversation where one person stops contacting another after discussing age differences and maturity
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