Yahoo Lifestyle Funny And Relatable Tweets About The Scholastic Book Fair
All it takes is three simple words to unlock major core memories and send grown adults on the ultimate childhood nostalgia trip: Scholastic Book Fair.
For countless people, this annual event was the highlight of their elementary school years ― a chance to spend hours exploring a wonderland of books, activity kits, pens and more before making their final decisions. For others, it was an awakening of class consciousness and an indoctrination of consumerism that persists to this day.
Whatever it meant for you, we hope you enjoy these 35 funny and relatable tweets about the Scholastic Book Fair.
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me: you make every day feel like a scholastic book fair— ellery (@elleryonline) July 10, 2017
i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) September 15, 2024
You know what would get me back in the office?
A Scholastic Book Fair.— Allison Grinberg-Funes (@agracefulgrin) September 7, 2022
u ever smell the air and it smells like the fourth grade scholastic bookfair on a chilly tuesday in october of 2007
— Emily Senesac (@emsenesac) September 21, 2017
Me: Where is the scholastic book fair for adults
Them: It's called a book store
Me: No— Kendra (@kendrawcandraw) August 23, 2019
some of ur parents let y’all buy whatever u wanted at the scholastic book fair and it shows
— Jason (@Jasondrucker12) January 3, 2019
Boss: Does anyone have any good ideas for employee appreciation day?
Me: *hand shoots up*
Boss: ...ideas that are not a Scholastic Book Fair.
Me: *hand lowers*— Julia Gulia 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 (@JRobb773) July 26, 2018
mom: I hope you spent that $20 wisely at the book fair
me: i did i’m gonna go read now
*as i run downstairs looking at all my new pens, highlighters, and pack of glow in the dark stars*— Jordan Speed (@WarmLaundryPile) December 5, 2018
Tonight I hosted a boozy book fair which was basically just a scholastic book fair but with alcohol and we had a couple hundred people come through and I am so exhausted but my heart is extremely full
— Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad) September 7, 2024
I think my main criticism of adulthood is there are no surprise Scholastic Book Fairs. Nothing brightens a day like a surprise book fair.
— Anthony Carboni (@acarboni) August 14, 2018
Let me go ahead put $1,000 to the side for this Scholastic book fair now
— Hexagonal in Nature (@namikamiii) September 12, 2024
Thinking about how the scholastic book fair was one of my earliest experiences of class consciousness
— Ifrah F. Ahmed (@Ifrahmed) October 8, 2020
i use to rob the scholastic book fair cuz i hated capitalism from a young age
— ab d. roger (@aliabdi) November 29, 2020
Ordered something from the scholastic book fair catalog in 5th grade and it still hasn't arrived. Slowly starting to lose hope.
— Luke Korns (@LukeKorns) August 23, 2015
Me as a kid walking into the Scholastic Book Fair with $5 pic.twitter.com/r6bV1DvkmE
— kp (@toky0_martian) April 4, 2018
The Scholastic Book Fair was my playground
— NOOR (@NTagouri) April 29, 2021
I'm not built to work, I'm built to wander aimlessly through a scholastic book fair.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) March 18, 2024
WAIT FOR THE PERSON WHO MAKES YOU FEEL THE WAY YOU FELT DURING THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
— Lexi Lunchick (@lexilunchick12) October 23, 2016
8 year me at the scholastic book fair with no money pic.twitter.com/KwetqIMyRa
— Low Vibrational Zoe 🇭🇹 (@LowLifeZoe) August 20, 2021
Give us a perfume that smells like a Scholastic Book Fair, you cowards.
— Julia Gulia 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 (@JRobb773) January 3, 2019
date idea: crash a scholastic book fair at an elementary school together. buy them all the cool pens and jumbo erasers. easy lay
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) April 8, 2018
Went to my Kindergartener's open house and they started talking about when they were going to have the book fair. The nostalgia came flowing back. The Scholastic Book Fair was like my Super Bowl as a kid. Couldn't sleep the night before I'd be so hype. Love that they still do it.
— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) September 19, 2022
“you miss me?” no i miss the scholastic book fair
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) October 31, 2020
The Scholastic book fair hated to see me coming https://t.co/6EA897a49D
— Ma$on (@FirstGentleman) August 25, 2024
Working at an elementary school is great because now I can afford EVERYTHING at the scholastic book fair 😈
— Yesenia ♒️ (@seniaaaaV) September 12, 2024
Scholastic after scheduling a book fair on Grandparents day at my kid’s school. pic.twitter.com/NRekZZT2dY
— Bri on Life (@Bri_on_Life) September 9, 2024
While on my walk, I saw signs for the Scholastic Book Fair, which almost made me skip, merrily.
However, they said, "Get your eWallet ready."
No, no, no, no, NO. Part of the charm was pulling a crumpled $5 bill out of your pocket and turning it into 11 books and a pencil.— 🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus 🇮🇹 (@SamRC1987) September 9, 2024
“you feel me?” brother I haven’t felt anything since the scholastic book fair
— peter (@arabatman_) May 28, 2024
Did your parents love you and let you get those cool ass science kits from the scholastic book fair or did you have a normal childhood.
— Kimmy (@kimmythepooh) May 24, 2020
I went to the scholastic book fair and they have a book about a time travelling dog that escapes 9/11 pic.twitter.com/C54gfijZyZ
— lordbeef (@lordbeef) February 28, 2020
the club isn’t doing it for me anymore I need to go to a scholastic book fair
— bobby wasabi (@bobbyteriyaki) November 19, 2019
Isn’t it wild that a simple accidental waft from the pages of a new book can teleport you right back to standing in front of a pack of “Yikes!” Pencils & a new Goosebumps release at your Elementary School’s scholastic book fair?
— Chris Strider (@stridinstrider) September 6, 2024
Leaving the scholastic book Fair in 4th grade when my mom gave me $25 pic.twitter.com/Oa5HQXnEkb
— blue (@zayskywalker) August 19, 2019
I'll spend my life chasing the feeling that Scholastic Book Fair days at school used to give me
— Ria Chopra 🐍 (@riachops) December 10, 2023
Yo can someone tell me where/when I can go to a Scholastic book fair but for adults but also it’s exactly like it was when I was a kid?
— Gina Ippolito (@GinaIppy) August 4, 2024
