Yahoo Lifestyle The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Dec. 14-20)
The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. And although the platform has rebranded as X, their humor lives on.
Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women, and then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.
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i know i didn’t text back despite “being on my phone for seven hours straight” but you have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different.
— bridget 🌸🐝 (@wholemilkbitch) December 17, 2024
security at most levels of an airport are beyond ridiculous until you get to baggage claim and it’s like pick a bag, any bag.
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) December 18, 2024
this girl i went to school with invited me to her new years eve HOUSE party and then was like “btw the entry fee is $20”…like be so forreal
— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) December 15, 2024
just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years
— yyy (@yx3io) December 18, 2024
my ex bf used to lock me out of our room when we fought and would blast all girls are the same by juice wrld so loud that the walls would shake and I really haven’t taken a man seriously ever since
— lexi (@sorryyimlexi) December 18, 2024
what happened to circling back after the holidays!!!! why does everyone need everything now!!!! what is going on!!!!
— Maria (@mlstrat) December 17, 2024
I can handle anything that comes my way except for when I’m hungry or sleepy or stressed or have a stuffy nose
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 18, 2024
— mariana (@pastapilled) December 17, 2024
She looks like she’d be Lumière’s side piece in Beauty and the Beast (1991) https://t.co/JKzEm74qfo
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) December 18, 2024
surely THIS is the open bar where I learn self control
— trash jones (@jzux) December 18, 2024
they should invent a social activity that doesn’t cost money and isn’t embarrassing to do above the age of 16
— anna 🗝️☘️ (@F1TT3RH4PPIER) December 18, 2024
Nice avoidant attachment style but I’ve been picturing our future together for some time now
— ang (@cybermrcury) December 14, 2024
Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar
— meghan (@deloisivete) December 18, 2024
we are entering the darkest time of year....when my endless stream of podcasts dries up and I have to find emergency time fillers or else be alone with my thoughts.....
— Alison Herman (@aherman2006) December 17, 2024
When your older sibling agrees to drive you somewhere but they say you can’t sing along to the music or speak https://t.co/sCCegIfqqj
— claire rogers (@kclairerogers) December 18, 2024
i can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home
— kayla🫧 (@trulykaykay) December 18, 2024
Messaged them that I would pay more for this - fb marketplace gods please be on my side pic.twitter.com/h0o9gFhf2M
— annie (@annieroooney) December 18, 2024
Husband: Did you eat the gingerbread cookie I was saving?
Me: *holds up my finger and makes him wait 2 minutes until I finish chewing* Yup.— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) December 18, 2024
not the third wheel necklace pic.twitter.com/dqO9gYLtaQ
— duke of girl (@sh_wnee) December 16, 2024
one thing about Ireland Hinge, these guys LOVE to take pics with the lads. Each profile contains about 25 men with the same haircut and detective Caitie has to figure out which one I’m actually talking to
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) December 16, 2024
one time Jesse Eisenberg came into my job and my coworker said he loved him in Batman V. Superman and Jesse responded “I’ve been in better movies”
— jorjor wel (@livvanii) December 18, 2024
Me and my brother while our parents were getting divorced https://t.co/XpyplzRmuv
— Cartoons Hate Her! (@CartoonsHateHer) December 19, 2024
i love funny kids like how you a vibe already
— YANA 🫀 (@otgyana) December 19, 2024
Pardon me while I turn on a movie then completely ignore it to mindlessly scroll on my phone.
— the artist formerly known as Sex Panther (@raincoatworms) December 15, 2024
