Yahoo Lifestyle My Body Is Physically Sore From Cracking Up At The 20 Funniest Black Tweets From The Week
Welcome back to another week of the funniest Black tweets! It's June, and it's already BOILING outside:
Itβs 7pm Friday, itβs 95 degrees Iβm not coming outside ima be right in the ACπ€£
β BrandonsBrother (@YfnQuese_) June 21, 2024
@YfnQuese_
Maybe a good laugh will distract us all from this heat. Here are the funniest Black tweets from the week:
1.
They talkin about $1700 for some new brakes. Iβm good! π pic.twitter.com/Lfj4zwHSSM
β No Context Dr.Umar (PARODY ACCOUNT) (@nocontextdrumar) June 23, 2024
@nocontextdrumar
2.
Is yo sneaky link santa https://t.co/xy6yxc3ARA
β Americas most blunted (@Random_nerd2001) June 22, 2024
@Random_nerd2001
3.
Facebook is so funny. Itβs a group called Black Jeep owners and a white man posted him and his black jeep and said βtotally misunderstood the group name but Iβm rolling w it. I love it here.β ππ
β jus (@bbnojutsu) June 22, 2024
@bbnojutsu
4.
thought my ass was grass pic.twitter.com/dByAOqy5Xp
β α΄α΄’α΄Κ πͺ½ (@sosauzay) June 19, 2024
@sosauzay
5.
ihad a dream i was at the club & this girl said βhey girl you donβt look nothing like your pictures on social mediaβ i said what ??? and ran to the bathroom, i looked in the mirror why tf i was Steve Harvey ππππi ran out the club so fast cryingπ
β RAYSOWAVYY π (@shehawaiin) June 23, 2024
@shehawaiin
6.
I hit my uncle (who calls me his favorite nephew) up that has a company doing glass and mirrors to do me a mirror. Certain size.He replies: $425.00I say: Well damnβ¦ that muthafucka better tell me Iβm the fairest of them all!He replies: itβs gon be extra if you want it toβ¦ pic.twitter.com/hAIdErn2Z5
β Darius (@Darikeon) June 21, 2024
BRAVO / @Darikeon
7.
Not us having on the same shoes pic.twitter.com/LtF0HgYGJU
β Uncle Kev π» (@_ProminentKevv) June 22, 2024
@_ProminentKevv
8.
my ex got married i was showing my granny the pictures she gone say βdamnn how you got all these pictures you sure you wasnt the flowergirlβ πππππππππππππgirl what
β α₯«α‘ (@HiTechNel) June 23, 2024
@HiTechNel
9.
me when i drop my washcloth in the shower : pic.twitter.com/Mm12yllJ7r
β MIRA (@msprettyyvirgo) June 19, 2024
@msprettyyvirgo
10.
Happy Juneteenth to the Black folks who know that coleslaw is nasty
β JAYPRIDEMONTH (@JayJurden) June 18, 2024
@JayJurden
11.
Why did I call a job asking if they're hiring and they said no we're firing LMFAOOOOOOO
β naomi (@nomidrj) June 21, 2024
@nomidrj
12.
Me after being outside for 3 mins π€£π€£π€£ pic.twitter.com/yEk1VMEV18
β the guy with the green hair (@AlexJayeSINGER) June 20, 2024
@AlexJayeSINGER
13.
This anti black https://t.co/XUdkXXwlpa
β ROXANNE (@compact_m1ni) June 17, 2024
@compact_mni
14.
Yall why my homegirl matched with my auntie husband on BLK πππ pic.twitter.com/jDzbFhYM2a
β Ms. Suge Knight πΉ (@_curvesandkickz) June 23, 2024
Bravo / @_curvesandkickz
15.
Kendrick really threw his own Hatechella lol this is the hateration and holleration that Mary J Blige was talking about
β gloria alamrew / αααα« πͺπΉπ» (@GloriaAlamrew) June 20, 2024
@GloriaAlamrew
16.
The spray really sets this off π€£ pic.twitter.com/Ha3yEhUZWI
β Meshπ§π§ (@rahsh33m) June 22, 2024
@rahsh33m
17.
The beginning of No Hands is so abrasive. βLISTEN TO THIS TRACK BITCHβ LMAOOO LIKE pic.twitter.com/BWK36AhtlW
β khai πͺ© (@_babykhai) June 20, 2024
BRAVO / @_babykhai
18.
I donβt. I shove them in the cupboard and close the doors quickly so it doesn't fall out. https://t.co/N7XlUATzrV
β Heisjayy ξ¨π (@Jayysen_) June 19, 2024
@Jayysen_
19.
Love seeing black billionaires. https://t.co/ey4hQduZOg
β Senior FUPA Engineer (@CarterMcWashed) June 18, 2024
@CarterMcWashed
20.
I knew we was in trouble when yall stopped buying these for your baby. pic.twitter.com/uboyAAjUTD
β Mona JaLisa (@jaesofamous) June 18, 2024
@jaesofamous
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