Australia’s ‘coldest 100’ revealed

The coldest 100 is a hilarious look at some of the ‘coldest’ tracks throughout Australia's music history
The coldest 100 is a hilarious look at some of the ‘coldest’ tracks throughout Australia's music history

Get ready music fans – the Coldest 100 list has returned in 2025, giving Aussies another look at some of the most cringe-worthy tracks in the country’s long and sometimes unsuccessful musical history.

Back in its eighth year, the Coldest 100 list, a fabulously daggy and awkward look into Australia’s music scene, is dubbed an alternative to Triple J’s Hottest 100.

The list has been compiled by former journalist-turned-corporate relations consultant Andrew Sholl through his social media accounts.

A hilarious look at some of the coldest tracks throughout Australia's music history: Image X
A hilarious look at some of the coldest tracks throughout Australia's music history: Image X

In years gone by it has been the top trending topic on X (formerly Twitter) across the country, with Mr Sholl bringing it back in 2025.

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The awkward look-back gives music fans a nostalgic view of the past or as Mr Sholl says, “things don’t always turn out the way they were intended.”

The 2025 Coldest 100 brought Aussies a look at Sophie Monk, Des O’Connor, Shirley Bassey, Charo, Johnathon Coleman, Ben Stiller and a singing chicken.

Six and Out's 2000 Aussie-spirited song 'Can't Bowl, Can't Throw' has landed at #52 on this year's Coldest 100, a countdown ran by a user on X.

One of the more popular tracks on the list of iconic Australian songs includes “Six And Out – Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw”, with the 2000 song featuring fast bowling legend Brett Lee on the bass and vocals.

The song’s fame follows test champion Shane Warne’s iconic moment where a sledge to his own teammate Scott Muller was picked up on the broadcast.

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Coming in at number 20 was Simon Gallaher and the Marist Singers of NSW for their rendition of Australia Be Proud. The very 1980s track featured a chore all dressed in yellow in front of an Australian flag.

Also making the list was “There Is Power In a Union”, with the 2004 song released by Scandal’US.

The group awkwardly sung in front of a communist flag singing about “standing together and the power of unions.”

Victoria Police's 2019 cover of Bruno Mars' Uptown Funk, which went viral for its enthusiastic performance has landed at #81 on this year's Coldest 100, a countdown ran by a user on X.

One X commentator said “the demise of the union movement started right here”

A fourth track featured, the Victorian Police also made the list for its 2019 cringy anthem “Cop town Funk”, a “tribute” Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars hit Uptown Funk, with X users labelling it as “police brutality.”