16 Hilarious Tweets That Had Me ROLLING This Weekend

Chelsea Stewart

19 January 2025 at 1:22 pm·2-min read

For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.

got locked out again pic.twitter.com/crgpP9Xf8X
— emilio (@emilio__oilime) January 17, 2025

Twitter: @emilio__oilime

introducing my bf to reality tv and discovering he’s a natural born viewer. he’s here saying shit like “that outfit is vile”
— alexa (@mariokartdwi) January 18, 2025

Twitter: @mariokartdwi

Erykah Badu and Usher in bold, patterned outfits seated at a fashion event — Pascal Le Segretain / Getty Images / Twitter: @PookiesParadise

how i look texting him off that liquor pic.twitter.com/dVIlqdf2Bi
— tatyana ;) (@tatbaee) January 18, 2025

Twitter: @tatbaee

my brother cooked me here pic.twitter.com/PKCeogoqZQ
— Aurelia (@AuriBlooms) January 18, 2025

Twitter: @AuriBlooms

Text message exchange. Person in a white head bandage gives thumbs up, saying "I lived bitch." Below, an image of a LEGO astronaut — Lego / Twitter: @AuriBlooms

Oh nvm my phone was off needed to pay my bill 😂😁 https://t.co/CrehcUTL0J
— AP✨ (@__anggell_) January 18, 2025

Twitter: @__anggell_

"are you sure you don’t mind if we cancel?"me: pic.twitter.com/oLxtHo88PM
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) January 17, 2025

FOX / Twitter: @Whotfismick

God: Where is your brother Abel?Cain: I don't know. Am i my brother's keeper?Me shocked by the audacity: https://t.co/Ar3Hx38pWX
— 𝙻𝙰𝚉𝙻𝙾 (@_OreoBandit) January 17, 2025

BBC Three / Twitter: @_OreoBandit

My dad said he never using my bathroom again 😣 pic.twitter.com/Ye5u5PxUZ2
— 𝐌☆𝐂𝐇𝐀 (@blackhautte) January 17, 2025

Twitter: @blackhautte

10.

sorry, i have plans. the plans: pic.twitter.com/J9CZF4UGeG
— erika (@yeeeerika) January 17, 2025

The New York Times / Twitter: @yeeeerika

Headline and subheadline about the benefits of lying on the ground for relaxation — The New York Times / Twitter: @yeeeerika

11.

When a random girl asks me for a pad and i dont have it pic.twitter.com/0JpaeNSUoi
— *sighs* (@sighkiss_) January 18, 2025

Warner Bros. / Twitter: @sighkiss_

12.

Oh shit I just got this message pic.twitter.com/dKT7lSnEvw
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) January 19, 2025

TikTok / Twitter: @TomZohar

A handwritten note on a TikTok update reads: "I'm sorry, I can't. Don't hate me." — TikTok / Twitter: @TomZohar

13.

having withdrawals… pic.twitter.com/t2JWqUNuZu
— aya⭐️ziara (@ziarastars) January 19, 2025

Lionsgate / Twitter: @ziarastars

14.

i forgot jus opened tiktok cus muscle memory lorddddd💔💔💔 pic.twitter.com/mCd45lVLuN
— ⁷ (@joontsm) January 19, 2025

Open Road Films / Twitter: @joontsm

15.

he know damn well he hear me thinking about him tf
— pretty bitch🎀 (@yuhluvkendra) January 18, 2025

Twitter: @yuhluvkendra

16.

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.
— Kristen (@Kica333) January 16, 2025

Twitter: @Kica333

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