Yahoo Lifestyle 34 Funny Tweets From The Week In Case You Need A Moment To Dissociate And Laugh Before The Election
Happy Monday! *shudders* This past week included the end of daylight savings time, Halloween, Chappell Roan and Kamala Harris on SNL, and a Timmy Chalamet lookalike contest. This week, we have the presidential election.
feeling rested, recharged, and ready to take on this totally normal week pic.twitter.com/TDr1mch9cB
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) November 3, 2024
Universal Pictures / Via Twitter: @keelyflaherty
So, before diving into the whirlwind of this week, I say we take a moment to relax with some of last week's funniest tweets. A little laughter can go a long way (so they say).
Let's get into 'em:
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Just saw something so incredible: someone Shazamming “I gotta feeling” by the black eyed peas
— Myles Tanzer (@mylestanzer) November 2, 2024
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i bet playing the drums when you’re really good at playing the drums feels so good
— Maizie ⭐️ (@maizie_star) October 27, 2024
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the clocks on the oven and the microwave this morning: pic.twitter.com/WZla1re7sa
— denver sean (@dnvrsn) November 3, 2024
Harris Walz / @KamalaHQ / Via Twitter: @dnvrsn
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Did we do it, did we save the daylight
— Marshall Scott (@Marshall__Scott) November 3, 2024
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THIS BEING MY LOCAL NEWS???? pic.twitter.com/5KUx38Tfka
— cheyain't (@reddskyy_) November 3, 2024
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Maybe U gained an hour of sleep ok I gained an hour of phone time before bed
— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) November 3, 2024
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they would have walked the fuck out of the mile in gym class https://t.co/spBElmrlsY
— “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE (@megantheevalium) November 3, 2024
NBC / @megantheevalium / Via Twitter: @megantheevalium
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high school english department pic.twitter.com/URSVqTiw1e
— monstro elisasue (@gaycolinfarrell) November 3, 2024
NBC / @gaycolinfarrell / Via Twitter: @gaycolinfarrell
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I always forget that when America likes presidents they can show up on like Sesame street and shit https://t.co/5IJHYluDRG
— Blizzy (@blizzy_mcguire) November 3, 2024
NBC @blizzy_mcguire / Via Twitter: @blizzy_mcguire
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My eggs wouldn’t ring up at the store and the cashier (an older Black man) said “it’s your lucky day!” And put them in my bag for free because “I ain’t calling that manager over here cuz I don’t like him. I’m old enough to be his father and I ain’t going back and forth with him”
— Nick Fury (@WritingTheWrong) November 3, 2024
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if i text u “🪗” it means u better start acting accordingly
— jynx (@jynxbby) November 2, 2024
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I like to make sure there's some reading material available for guests when they use the facilities pic.twitter.com/2GswHCJzsX
— invisiblepork (@invisiblepork) October 28, 2024
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santa ass decision pic.twitter.com/koohwdRUeP
— chase (@_chase_____) November 1, 2024
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trying to figure out why my coworker thought these were acceptable ice breaker questions for a team meeting… the graphic designs are killing me pic.twitter.com/VqQfoksMX6
— ren (@rennbaebae) November 3, 2024
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I still can’t believe Aldi sells these for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up. pic.twitter.com/7fL4Pcdb8P
— Ron Rule (@ronrule) October 27, 2024
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having anxiety is so stupid like what do you mean i’m scared of hanging out with my friends
— ً (@sonoreid) October 28, 2024
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my mom didn't raise a quitter, she raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something
— ً (@niahdx) November 2, 2024
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— ⭑.ᐟ (@flvmeprincesss) October 28, 2024
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My company emailed everyone a 20 dollar voucher and I clicked the link to claim it and it turns out it was a phishing test put out by IT😔 I have to do mandatory training now 💀
— Salone Bobo🚀🇸🇱| Career “Helper”👨🏾💻 (@abs1k_) October 28, 2024
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my friend has an asshole cat named bart & everytime she talks about him it’s like an abusive husband. wdym it’s going to “set off” bart if you get home late
— THE lusty argonian maid (@lindawg) October 29, 2024
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i love my dumb son… look at him bringing a leaf home pic.twitter.com/N4U8z40sKy
— andrea (@bongiobaddie) October 30, 2024
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didn’t think my parents would let me but i put liam on there rightfully pic.twitter.com/AWsHwXw6C5
— 𝔟𝔯𝔦 ☆ (@ufobri) October 29, 2024
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Salt Lake City I didn’t know yall were chill like that pic.twitter.com/DtF8mbJziK
— Helen Barsz (@barszzzzzz) October 29, 2024
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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.
— Nate (@thenatewolf) October 30, 2024
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I ran into a celebrity at the thrift today pic.twitter.com/Ly4gKei63R
— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) October 31, 2024
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a real message i just got from my dad pic.twitter.com/RKM3wza45i
— Iiraz (@starsedibIe) October 31, 2024
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How it feels dressing up at work for Halloween while your older coworkers came normal pic.twitter.com/Y3L1TDk0XB
— paul (@paulswhtn) October 31, 2024
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ruins my mood when i say “girl” to a guy and he says “i’m not a girl” like damn babygirl relax
— ً (@sonoreid) October 31, 2024
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nicole kidman being in a film called babygirl is actually perfect cause it's like another version of her last name
— alice doesn't have bangs (@cinemamilf) October 30, 2024
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genuinely can’t stop thinking about the timothée lookalike contest…. the fact that just a random person put out flyers for an event about an actor and people showed up with so much spirit… and then said actor himself showed up… the people yearn for fun and whimsy
— lina (@evermoresivy) October 28, 2024
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now one thing i know for sure is that that man will not show up https://t.co/uUteD3jl2p
— rheya ᯓ SEEING LOUIS (@amitheonlyone_n) October 30, 2024
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how it feels watching a tiktok on x2 speed pic.twitter.com/kE4V7SkVpg
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) October 31, 2024
Walt Disney Pictures / Via Twitter: @bklynb4by
Sending good vibes your way this week! If you're in need of more laughs, feel free to peruse our most recent weekly roundups (and, as always, give these creators a follow if they made you laugh!):
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