Yahoo Lifestyle 19 Hilarious Internet Fails That Are So Funny, I Almost Forgot It's Election Week
Well, well, well. What have we here? If I didn't know any better, I'd think it was another one of those Mondays we're all incredibly tired of by now. And in an election week, no less! How dare. Lucky for us, we've got this list of 19 hilarious fails from last week to keep us laughing through it all:
1. If I can't have what I want, you can't have what you want.
My daughter went to the library to get books 3 and 4 of series, so when she was reading in the car, I asked if it was book 3.Her: “No, it’s book 6. Someone else checked out books 4 and 5.”Me: “So, what? You’re holding book 6 hostage?”Her: “For revenge.”
— Megan Davidhizar (@MeganDavidhizar) October 28, 2024
2. Can't a guy wear his fedora home anymore?
So I bought a fedora for a bit on a show last week and accidentally left it at the venue.Picked it up today and figured the best way to carry it home was obviously on my head.Little did I know one of my gf’s clients would see me and immediately send her a pic. pic.twitter.com/yI9YXNGKmh
— gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi) October 29, 2024
3. Please take a few practice runs first!
my lyft driver saying this is his first time driving on the highway???????????????
— NIETZSCHE 🇳🇬. (@madeinnaij) October 26, 2024
4. Is this why insulin prices are so high?
found the opposite of a sugar daddy pic.twitter.com/SDIiPSn5iu
— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) October 28, 2024
5. I definitely won't accidentally do this again next weekend.
me in the bar bathroom realizing i did not need those last three shots pic.twitter.com/sVr4swLljg
— tay ☆ indy n1 (@skinnnydipping) October 29, 2024
6. The bottom of the bag is a mysterious place.
Went through my bag trying to figure out why it’s been so heavy all year and you’re telling me I had CHAINS in there??????? pic.twitter.com/zzfQsgryxJ
— jayden (@modernpingas) October 29, 2024
7. Might as well watch Air Disasters right before getting on a plane.
My boyfriend got mad at me the other night because I was talking about ghosts when I knew he had to walk down a dark hallway the next day.
— Christin (@hexprax) October 27, 2024
8. Me, too, Slavoj. Me, too.
Monday again pic.twitter.com/gmkxb4uaux
— nancy (@cold_currents) October 28, 2024
9. Bart wears the pants in this family.
my friend has an asshole cat named bart & everytime she talks about him it’s like an abusive husband. wdym it’s going to “set off” bart if you get home late
— THE lusty argonian maid (@lindawg) October 29, 2024
10. A single "12-character, upper and lowercase, plus a symbol" requirement would have blown the mind of a medieval peasant.
Humans were not meant to have this many passwords
— pms princess (@princxssmaddie) October 29, 2024
11. Hey, at least you know they didn't use AI.
i just got this resume from a new applicant pic.twitter.com/RQCl8UtkPm
— max🍀 (@fleetwoodmaxpng) October 30, 2024
12. You're just in the background, right?
College Child just texted the family group chat to say, “Hey, I’m on the local news tonight!” Your prayers are appreciated at this time.
— Rachel H. Stinson (@PlainError) October 31, 2024
13. Thanks for the compliment, I guess.
“bro/sis” is taking me tf out 😭😂 pic.twitter.com/lImJV3xZIB
— karran (@karrankn) October 30, 2024
14. Those were the days.
Yo stomach ever hurt so bad that you think about all the times yo stomach didn’t hurt and you took it for granted ?
— SWAVY 🥇 (@thouxanbanlee) October 30, 2024
15. One man's Halloween decoration is another fluffy rodent's snack.
4yo: MOMMY 😱 WHAT has happened to my JACK-O-WANTERN??? 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠Me: Well, it looks like a squirrel took some bites out of it, honey.4yo: ...Me: ...4yo: ...Me: 😬4yo (philosophically): Well. He wooks extra spooky now FOR SURE.
— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) October 30, 2024
16. What were you doing three months ago?
in 3 months pic.twitter.com/JXdThsAxQH
— farooha (@fufekk) November 2, 2024
17. And don't ask again.
My grandma tries to avoid her neighbour who has a crush on her. This is the exchange they just had😭😂:Him: have you eaten breakfast yetHer: I don't eat
— Arosam! (@Sloppy_McNuts) November 2, 2024
18. If you want something done, you have to do it yourself.
My husband who is obsessed with olive oil told me he is going to an olive oil tasting event at work. I was a bit surprised that his work was having an event perfectly tailored to him and then he shared that he’s the host 😆
— Jennifer (@jenrazzle) November 1, 2024
19. And finally...surely it couldn't be *gestures wildly* all of this, right?
My doctor just called to ask why I answered "yes" to the "have you felt nervous, anxious, or on edge in the last 30 days?" question on my prescription refill questionnaire
— abby (@abby4thepeople) October 30, 2024
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