Yahoo Lifestyle 19 Of The Funniest Tweets From Just This Weekend
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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1.
In line to vote and this woman TOUCHED me on the shoulder to offer me a republican voting guide and instead of saying what I wanted to the toddler mom in me said “I’m gonna count to 3. One!” She backed up. Smart.
— sheologian (@sheologian) November 1, 2024
2.
why did I just deep clean my entire apartment before the john mulaney and chappell roan saturday night live episode like they’re physically coming over
— kelsoooo (@myspacekels) November 3, 2024
3.
My grandma tries to avoid her neighbour who has a crush on her. This is the exchange they just had😭😂:Him: have you eaten breakfast yetHer: I don't eat
— Arosam! (@Sloppy_McNuts) November 2, 2024
4.
megan the stallion gave me an entire lap dance look at my thighs 😭😂 pic.twitter.com/mAIEujnhL9
— dennis (@cristiandennis_) November 2, 2024
5.
me as soon as I get in heaven and meet the creator of tiramisu pic.twitter.com/HoQPNbyhIr
— mariana (@pastapilled) November 1, 2024
CBS / Twitter: @pastapilled
6.
A what ??????? pic.twitter.com/oMHYY1rEYx
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) November 2, 2024
7.
This game of thrones ass meal https://t.co/7wPSqaxnoq
— Dekunle (@moad2712) November 2, 2024
8.
I leave my shoes far apart so if a burglar comes in they think I'm big asf pic.twitter.com/OxxgsABHjY
— ImKindOfTrash (@ImKindOfTrash) November 3, 2024
9.
Lily in Modern family: https://t.co/Dxop7nWcpY
— Augustus 🇵🇸 (@Augczhz) November 3, 2024
10.
They asked what I’m bringing to thanksgiving this year pic.twitter.com/jsoc3PTtIZ
— 𝑩𝒊𝒈 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒊✰🕷️ (@ilydari0z) November 3, 2024
11.
how it feels when you're texting somebody and they go on do not disturb https://t.co/wtSwDBxyfi
— ti ti⭑ .⋆｡🪽 (@erf2trin) November 3, 2024
Bravo / Twitter: @erf2trin
12.
Saw two dads share a dad joke out in the wild. At a grocery store, two guys exchanging a cart. The guy taking the cart said “did ya put some gas in it?” And the other guy patted the cart and said “yep, filled ‘er up for ya” and they had a good little chuckle together
— Brunette Bohemian (@Jane_Doe82) November 2, 2024
13.
the clocks on the oven and the microwave this morning: pic.twitter.com/WZla1re7sa
— denver sean (@dnvrsn) November 3, 2024
Kamala Harris / Twitter: @dnvrsn
14.
me: let the time run out. who cares. the world is better off without me anyway…jigsaw: heyyy nooo. cmo-(voice filter off) cmon man. you’re awesome
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) November 1, 2024
15.
how i look after partying with a silk press pic.twitter.com/jNRgpTIQRV
— MK (@adoreanise) November 2, 2024
United Artists / Twitter: @adoreanise
16.
Me to myself when I deserve a little treat pic.twitter.com/T7PqG2LT1J
— Kiki Ball-Change (@kikiballchange) November 3, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @kikiballchange
17.
this is actually my favorite comment ever pic.twitter.com/K8kXEvLTEW
— julia 📼 wwdits spoilers (@ineffablelvrs) November 2, 2024
18.
gf turns to me while i’m driving and goes “they’re making a top gun 2” and i’m like “you mean top gun 3?” and then we basically had the bodybuilding forums argument about days of the week where it turned out that she regarded the first top gun as “top gun 0”
— milo edwards (@Milo_Edwards) November 2, 2024
19. And finally:
My DoorDasher just called me a bitch and said she’s going to eat my food. But I can see what street she’s on. BRB life is exciting
— A Siren (@thesirensection) November 1, 2024
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