Yahoo Lifestyle 29 Tweets By Women That Made Me, A Fellow Woman, Laugh So Hard I Almost Forgot We Just Elected A Convicted Felon
In case you haven't heard, Donald Trump won the 2024 election, and a lot of us aren't sure how we're going to survive the next four-plus years (and some of us won't, tbh).
Trying to choreograph a fall in the shower so powerful I am knocked out for the next four to five years
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 6, 2024
I, for one, am feeling fucking awful. But sometimes it's important to take a moment and laugh through the pain, so here are the funniest tweets by women this week.
Make sure to follow all these funny ladies on Twitter!
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in other news congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me
— priya patel (@puhreeyah) November 6, 2024
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sometimes I miss tumblr because I just know this picture would’ve done NUMBERS on there pic.twitter.com/aBbAY6mglP
— laura ☆ (@midnightstaylor) November 5, 2024
Twitter: @midnightstaylor / Universal Music Group
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My zoomer girlfriend was saying that she thinks Chapel Roan's music is too baby queer and I as a queer elder had to remind her that back in my day if we wanted representation in pop music we only had Adam Lambert
— KNIFE ANGEL (mouse infestation arc) (@godlovesgoths) November 5, 2024
4.
Hey you wanna get outta here (off the planet)
— L (@Ann_Hedonia1) November 5, 2024
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Ever since I was a little girl I always dreamed of buying a home at 56 years old https://t.co/zdBYlJYNOB
— Cait🧃 (@CaitCamelia) November 4, 2024
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starting my period on election day because i'm a true patriot who bleeds for this country
— emmy 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊 (@emxlymargaret) November 5, 2024
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I’m sorry, but the $5.00 you gave me off my first order is not worth receiving emails every day for the next 200 years
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) November 4, 2024
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no noise november, everybody shut the fuck up
— . (@saahbaarbie) November 3, 2024
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excited to turn 32 next month, an age that is younger than 28, and indeed, the youngest any adult has ever been
— Amelia Horgan (@AmeliaHorgan) November 3, 2024
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I can’t explain it but olives are just meat grapes.
— Kelly (@kelly__le) November 4, 2024
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i cannot emphasize enough the fact that it was 6pm for eight hours tonight
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) November 5, 2024
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but that was my emotional support daylight
— Meg Reid (@meg_it_happen) November 4, 2024
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"Sorry. Can't. It's already dark out." - Me, every night from now until about mid-May.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 3, 2024
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What a terrible week to already have a lifelong anxiety disorder
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) November 4, 2024
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i wanted to study psychology but i have more potential as a patient tbh
— ً (@niahdx) November 2, 2024
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This is who I picture if you say you went to 'Pepperdine University'. CandyLand аss sounding institution pic.twitter.com/lpgb6POe6c
— @ratlimit (@ratlimit) November 3, 2024
Twitter: @ratlimit / Milton Bradley / Hasbro
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hurting men's feelings by saying what they did
— ً (@vengremory) November 2, 2024
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Saw two dads share a dad joke out in the wild. At a grocery store, two guys exchanging a cart. The guy taking the cart said “did ya put some gas in it?” And the other guy patted the cart and said “yep, filled ‘er up for ya” and they had a good little chuckle together
— Brunette Bohemian (@Jane_Doe82) November 2, 2024
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feeling rested, recharged, and ready to take on this totally normal week pic.twitter.com/TDr1mch9cB
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) November 3, 2024
Twitter: @keelyflaherty / LAIKA Studios
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reasons to abolish Daylight Savings:- confusing- widely disliked- serves no benefit to farmers- we live in an age where we can have light anytime we want without having to ask Papa if he can spare some of his precious stores of whale oil
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) November 3, 2024
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reality dating shows are fun because they let you see what psych experiments were like before everyone had to get approval from ethics boards
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) November 3, 2024
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libbed out so hard I forgot that men at their very core hate women
— sally darr (@sallydarr) November 6, 2024
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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board…
— lacey (@scenehe4rt) November 2, 2024
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A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me
— officialhambly she/they (@officialhambly) November 6, 2024
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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.
— Goof Girl (@goofysouthpaw) November 2, 2024
26.
hello sharks i'm here today asking for a longer weekend
— erika (@yeeeerika) November 2, 2024
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Oh the skinny jeans and side parts are *cringe*? Literally no one I talk to got radicalized by a YouTuber selling muscle milk you illiterate dipshits. https://t.co/C7S0RfpfxJ
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) November 6, 2024
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"you block ppl over politics?" baby i block people over a tv show that ended 4 years ago 😭😭
— 🍂 (@trenchxdaddy) November 6, 2024
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in light of recent events i have decided to become evil
— Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse) November 6, 2024
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