Yahoo Lifestyle 32 Funny Tweets From The Week To Get You Through Whatever Hellscape Simulation We're Currently Living Through
Sigh. Welcome back to another week.
vibe shift pic.twitter.com/2QmsP6tarQ
— d a n i e l 🥥🌴🇺🇸 (@dunisayno) November 8, 2024
If you're feelin' a little doom and gloom, well, me too. I can't change the state of the world today, but I can make you laugh, so here are some funny tweets if you need a little pick-me-up:
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wanted a femininomenon got a feloninomenon instead
— jay ✩‧₊˚🍉🕰️ (@wasteofurfaith) November 6, 2024
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if all we wanted was a felon billionaire president we did have other options pic.twitter.com/ekZbgK2rX3
— Taylor Schumann (@taylorsschumann) November 10, 2024
Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images / Via Twitter: @taylorsschumann
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Europeans: “I am holidaying. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day”Americans: pic.twitter.com/LK2mLLxbce
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) November 9, 2024
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to the random girl who tickled my armpit last night at the LCD Soundsystem concert when I put my hands in the air to cheer… what the hell is the matter with you 😭😭😭
— mothman (@grantisdumb) November 9, 2024
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It’s amazing how many unique and unsettling ways there are for a pair of pants to not fit you
— Soph (@sophiawpelton) November 7, 2024
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Need this backstory so bad pic.twitter.com/texsOasob0
— Chris Stedman (@ChrisDStedman) November 4, 2024
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This is the closest we will get to seeing a medieval peasant react to brat https://t.co/cVK0tXdPby
— littlebear36 (@littlebear36_) November 9, 2024
MANDEL NGAN/AFP via Getty Images / Via Twitter: @littlebear36_
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don’t have to guess the colour of your underwear pic.twitter.com/2Qp2HHglHJ
— tori (@torisbillie) November 4, 2024
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When I stop the microwave at 00:01 pic.twitter.com/C8Nq6suylX
— 𝒩. (@btchsdtm) November 4, 2024
Kai Cenat Live / Via youtube.com
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oh i leave quite an impression pic.twitter.com/NHKVKgIY6C
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) November 10, 2024
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to have an upstairs ibuprofen bottle and a downstairs ibuprofen bottle.
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) November 10, 2024
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Y’all. I woke up with a headache and I hear my 9 year old son in the kitchen, so I asked him to bring me some water and an Aleve. He brings me some water AND A LEAF. When I tell you I have tears from laughing so hard.
— Nicole ✨ (@BombshellCole) November 9, 2024
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real shit what is her psychiatrist’s number https://t.co/voSgkdkkSc
— anjali (@TWlTTERHAVER) November 10, 2024
@meena / Via instagram.com
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i’m crying she put her hair in a fuck ass bun and ijboled….. i have done this before as well. https://t.co/66BJjKyKtQ
— alaska ★彡 (@onlinegirlie) November 10, 2024
Twitter: @onlinegirlie / Via instagram.com
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transition meeting… he said we’re gonna get our first woman president one way or another 🏳️⚧️ https://t.co/7bD8uSiRZz
— Harmonica from Superstore shady/diva moments (@shadyharmonica) November 6, 2024
The White House Official Portrait / Library of Congress Prints and Photographs Division / Via Twitter: @shadyharmonica
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COME ON IN BOSS THEY DONT BITE https://t.co/sfdPUbmnoH pic.twitter.com/k6ILbq7eTm
— neon 🍁🍂 (@neon_heartbeat) November 9, 2024
Official White House Photo by Adam Schultz / The White House / Library of Congress / @neon_heartbeat / Via x.com
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They said “Joe Biden remember your squatter’s rights” 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/abcoPFjwoS
— ⋆✦⋆lavender ⋆✦⋆ (@lavenderpain13) November 6, 2024
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god please let the funniest thing in american history by far ever happen https://t.co/EjAfy5fVpA
— lexy ♪ (@1lexycat) November 9, 2024
Fulton County Sheriff's Office via Getty Images / FloridFlag.US / Via Twitter: @1lexycat
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i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) November 8, 2024
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My manager called someone a bungalow the other day, I scratched my head for time before realising it means THERES NOTHING UPSTAIRS 😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/bjtMWyBC5n
— Awã (@LissaBabez) November 9, 2024
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In case anyone was wondering, the new AI feature on iOS 18 that summarizes longer text messages works incredibly well. pic.twitter.com/Ta6J2DlGJb
— kendall (@kendallwmorgan) November 10, 2024
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Stop leaving your children with their Grandparents to babysit. I asked my nephew how old his gonna be and he said " if the lord sees fit, 10 in November "😭
— Dekunle (@moad2712) November 7, 2024
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— 🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost) November 9, 2024
Goodboy Picture Company / Getty Images / Via Twitter: @hourly_shitpost
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Birds migrating for the winter: https://t.co/EsRycaIIuS
— Aquaria 🤌🏼 (@aquariaofficial) November 9, 2024
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Do u guys like it pic.twitter.com/LpIdmD7AfA
— soup 𖦹 (@lesbianluvr_) November 7, 2024
@lesbianluvr_ / Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images / Via Twitter: @lesbianluvr_
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In awe of how my wife will arrive in a new city and immediately seek out local ointments, textiles, a bolt of fine cloth etc. It's like travelling with a merchant from 16th century Antwerp
— John Phipps (@John__Phipps) November 9, 2024
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— jack (@Bacon_Dick) November 7, 2024
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— NotCxdy (@TheCxdy) November 7, 2024
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pinterest being called pinterest because you’re literally pinning your interests to a board pic.twitter.com/hGgc0BsUhE
— dani (@girlascendant) November 9, 2024
Hulu / Via Twitter: @girlascendant
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Why is it giving saddam hussein hiding spot https://t.co/ykpaqmazQr
— reilly kate (@helloreilly) November 7, 2024
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— bigsock (@biggersocks) November 10, 2024
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pic.twitter.com/MOFCwM5CI7 https://t.co/9qD8EN0ViW
— ؘjojo (@helllojojo) November 7, 2024
Amazon MGM Studios / @cobratate / Via x.com
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