28 Things That Caused Unimaginable Pain To Every Single Millennial, The Likes Of Which Gen Z Will Never Experience
If you grew up sometime in the last 40 years, chances are you...
1.Burned the hell out of your legs on a slide like this on a hot summer day:
2.Still have welts on your body from these:
3.Got a near-concussion after getting hit in the head by an old, water-clogged soccer ball:
4.Had your ankles destroyed by an uncontrolled scooter:
5.Had one of these hit you full speed upside the head:
6.Had your shins absolutely annihilated by these:
7.Still remember the clickity-clack of this jump rope right before it smacked the life out of your ankles:
8.Ran your fingers over with one of these:
9.Can still feel the pain of stepping on a LEGO:
10.Gave yourself a "Mike Tyson uppercut" trying to keep this underwater:
11.Still remember stepping on one of these:
12.Burned yourself trying to fasten your scalding metal seatbelt:
13.Shocked the hell out of your finger on some shock gum:
14.Still have marks on your heel from a barbie comb:
15.Were severely injured at your grandma's house by one of these turned upside down:
16.Experienced your first neck strain playing video game demos in the store for a little too long:
17.Wacked the hell out of your ankle while skipping with a Skip-it:
18.Can still smell the toxic fumes from one of these:
19.Slapped someone or yourself a liiiiiiittle too hard with a slap bracelet:
20.Still can feel the Joker style cuts on the sides of your mouth from eating a Freeze Pop:
21.Got your hair caught going down one of these slides:
22.Have burns on your fingers from a toy oven:
23.Got hit in the eye by the seams of a Sock 'Em Bopper:
24.Still have to look down to make sure you don't step on one of these toe destroyers:
25.Still have bruises on your thumb from trying to make these work:
26.Had one of these Perfection pieces jammed into your foot:
27.Got your fingers caught in a wooden snake:
28.And flattened your fingers carrying a 50 pound box TV: