23 Funny Pet Tweets That Are More Important Than Checking Your Work Email
'Tis the season for our pets to lose their minds, because it's very likely their owners are doing the same.
To honor our shared chaotic experience, here are 23 hilarious pet tweets:
1.
Got a pretty good picture of my dog failing to jump on my bed pic.twitter.com/mPIYEBEd4F
— Eggo Death (@BodilyKeeper) December 2, 2024
2.
U not allowed to come over if I gotta lock my cat in a storeroom, fuck ur discomfort
— Amar (@amrray_) November 29, 2024
3.
Sadness emanates off my cat. How do i explain to him that my purpose in life is not to open the fridge for him to have access to leftover turkey?
— Cate⁷⁼¹ (@pkuptrucks) December 2, 2024
4.
Guys I think my dog is sick he won’t bark :( pic.twitter.com/3qCWpEn9zi
— Paradox 🫀🦐 Sticker drop Friday (@CorrodedParadox) December 2, 2024
5.
my dog just hot boxed my car with his farts holy moly it was rancid.
— Ms.yummy (@tarayummy) December 2, 2024
6.
when i say “my baby” i mean my cat pic.twitter.com/71efbkT05U
— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) December 2, 2024
Pinterest: just_me_CP / Via in.pinterest.com
7.
I just pardoned my dog from doing any wrong from years 2014-2024.She pooped on your lawn? ✋🏼 No she didn’t. . pic.twitter.com/ox1Hg3ObHt
— NΛTLY DΞNISΞ (@NatlyDenise_) December 2, 2024
8.
My dad just tried to dap up my cat (Walter gave his fist a head bump which I think is sufficient)
— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) December 1, 2024
9.
Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy. pic.twitter.com/wSwWiFnBCo
— 💖 (@twaniimals) December 3, 2024
10.
need a man who’s as obsessed w me as my cat is
— ً (@lol_amiraaa) December 2, 2024
11.
I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 3, 2024
12.
My dog doesn’t bark, he’s a hush puppy.
— Friia9.0 (@Friia10) December 2, 2024
13.
My dog. pic.twitter.com/yfYOs1x5k5
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 1, 2024
14.
Basically the secret of why I'm the greatest writer on the planet is that except for my pet rabbit, I don't really care about anything, including whether the first part of this tweet is actually true
— Noah Smith 🐇 (@Noahpinion) December 1, 2024
15.
Bean fell off pic.twitter.com/WM4iulmEZe
— smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) December 1, 2024
Twitter: @DAC_atHome / Via x.com
16.
Alright, who do we gotta talk to about abolishing daylight savings if for no other reason than my dog doesn’t tell time and his tummy tells him it’s supposed to be 6pm and it isn’t so he bugs me until I give in.
— que cera sarah 🤷♀️ (@dooz_er) November 29, 2024
17.
Can’t find my dog pic.twitter.com/JrBpaBFyi7
— Dan. K (@sezurin) November 29, 2024
18.
did i buy my dog a child’s christmas outfit for christmas pictures bc they discriminate against her size..yes..i did.
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) November 29, 2024
19.
i think my cat thinks rinini is her baby help😭 pic.twitter.com/ciWT2uBibY
— sam🥭 (@zb11us) December 1, 2024
20.
quitting my job to pursue my real passion. kissing my cat on the top of its head.
— corb (@awshuqs) November 30, 2024
21.
YALL WHYS MY CAT STANDING LIKE THIS IM SCARED😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/vaXByvhfNV
— eli (@its7ellen) December 1, 2024
22.
I'm writing a few more Christmas Cards for community members and my cat is suddenly craving paper. Send help 😭
— Paws ♟📕 (@pawsvtuber) November 29, 2024
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) December 3, 2024
Reddit: u/paranoidbillionaire / Via reddit.com
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