Yahoo Lifestyle 22 Fails From This Week That Will Make You Laugh So Hard You Can Legally Consider It Exercise
Somehow, some way, it's already the end of September. If you're anything like me, you continue to be confused by the fact that you can no longer accurately understand the passage of time. Thankfully, we have these 23 hilarious internet fails to help us get through the week:
1. What if I just wore socks all the time? Does that help?
my gf just said that i have an almost perfect body. when i asked what wasn't perfect she said she just doesn't like feet as a concept.
— dyke_rat (@dyke_rat) September 22, 2024
2. I was told that this is supposed to be a good thing.
the worst part of being a good listener is that people get creeped out by the information i’ve retained about them just from listening
— ً (@soidoona) September 23, 2024
3. All that work and nothing to show for it.
How I’m going to bed knowing I cleaned all day but you can’t tell cause my family lives here pic.twitter.com/eKtuOWOSoR
— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) September 24, 2024
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4. What is the government's plan to start a Midlife Crisis Hotline?
I've bought so many band t-shirts in the last month that I'm officially putting myself on Midlife Crisis Watch.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 24, 2024
5. Perfect for extremely tiny keys.
i found a really cool carabiner online but i didn’t want it to be too bulky so i bought the smallest one and uhh pic.twitter.com/S0Y6tXs73c
— yr good friend gracie (@clothingweapon) September 23, 2024
6. If I'm paying for it, at least let me get something out of it.
why is being alive so expensive. I'm not even having a good time.
— Luna 🫶🏻 (@_fey1111) September 23, 2024
7. Onion has decided there will not be a visit.
My partner is visiting in a couple weeks and normally I’d be hearing from him nonstop around now but he hadn’t texted in 3 days and I was getting a little worried, so I pinged himTurns out Onion blocked his number and my partner was panicking for 72 hours bc I was so quiet pic.twitter.com/hHOyKu12fo
— jeeyonardo dicaprio 심지연 ➡️ Big Bad Con Oct24 (@jeeyonshim) September 23, 2024
8. The elusive self-inception.
I just googled this exact question and the results brought me to my own tweet. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind https://t.co/pKpbMu6TtJ
— raina (@quakerraina) September 24, 2024
9. This definitely makes the most sense.
can’t wait to take this route to uni tomorrow ! pic.twitter.com/Y6blPfsKZ8
— Ash (@AshPFC4) September 23, 2024
10. School uniforms should be all mud-colored.
once again I ask, why are we doing white polos for kindergarteners pic.twitter.com/bORuejWwI8
— Taylor Schumann (@taylorsschumann) September 23, 2024
11. Don't worry. I have friends, too, Grandma.
called my 90 year old grandma and she told me i have to call back later cause she is at a party
— Matt Baker (@heyitsmattbaker) September 23, 2024
12. Sir, I'm not entirely sure why you're here.
Today marks 3 years since I sold my red fridge on Gumtree, under the listing ‘RED FRIDGE’.When the buyer arrived, he asked for £50 off because he “didn’t know it’d be red”.Here’s the picture I used for the ad. pic.twitter.com/709UFlrC2H
— James (@james_j_bailey) September 23, 2024
13. Sure, I knew that. I was just testing you.
Told my wife it's been 4 days and my wrist still smells like the cologne I tested. She gave me a long, blank stare and said, "You sprayed your watch band, that's what you're smelling" in case anyone was wondering who has the brains in our relationship
— 🌜🤷♂️ 🤯Dad Moon Rising🤯 🤷♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) September 24, 2024
14. Sometimes, you just gotta shoot your shot.
I think I’m gonna be sick pic.twitter.com/pI3m3dPjWI
— Sam Weinberg 🥥🌴 (@SAMUELJWEINBERG) September 24, 2024
15. This is the absolute wrong kind of nostalgia.
Welcome to your 40's. The first song you ever made out to is now on a commercial showing how you can live an active life with Crohn's disease.
— Turgid Verse (@gullyvuhr) September 24, 2024
16. The true seat of power.
When I lived in DC I once overheard a man tell a woman in a bar: "if the 19 people ahead of me all died one day, I'd be the acting Secretary of Agriculture."
— The Discourse Lover (@Trillburne) September 24, 2024
17. Great! Should I maybe pick it up sometime?
oh okay awesome pic.twitter.com/38r9quVOsC
— Lebron James MD, MPH, JD (@justsomeguyloI) September 22, 2024
18. This is called living in the moment.
Me: *staring at leftovers* I think I’ll save the rest of this for later.[10 mins later]Also me: I guess this is later enough.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) September 24, 2024
19. The worm sends its regards.
“Worm Regards” pic.twitter.com/rKHDPzRuLO
— Steph (@stephanitely21) September 23, 2024
20. An excellent reminder that your uncle is also someone's brother.
My brother drank a bourbon and challenged my kids to Mario Kart. My kids are about to learn how annoying it is to lose to my brother when he's drunk.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) September 25, 2024
21. Oops, my internet went out. Guess I can't rejoin the call.
Accidentally farted in a Zoom meeting this morning and tried so hard to manage the look of sheer terror on my face before anyone knew it was me but then I noticed that Zoom had very helpfully highlighted me as the speaker. 🫥
— The Tweedy Mutant (@the_tweedy) September 27, 2024
22. And finally...could you at least write me a reference while you're at it?
Just witnessed my boss applying for jobs on linkedin. Im cooked
— PK. (@____mpagi) September 24, 2024
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