22 Absolutely Iconic Things Jisoo Has Said On Her Recent Press Tour

Jisoo — singer, actor and 1/4 of mega-group BLACKPINK — has just released her debut mini album AMORTAGE, and it's a banger.

Almost as good as new music, though, has been the promo cycle, in which Jisoo has given iconic quote after iconic quote.

Jisoo smiling, seated indoors, wearing a simple top. Subtitles say: "There is no filter."
Jisoo smiling, seated indoors, wearing a simple top. Subtitles say: "There is no filter."

Here are some of the times Jisoo was hilarious and so damn real lately...

1.When she said she spends her days off rotting in bed:

Person expressing a humorous thought with an illustrated version of themselves lounging on a couch. Subtitles read: "I go out and move to the couch."
Person expressing a humorous thought with an illustrated version of themselves lounging on a couch. Subtitles read: "I go out and move to the couch."

“If I lie down for too long on one side and it gets too hot, I’ll move over to the other side and lie down. Then when I feel like I've been in bed too long I go out and move to the couch.”

2.When she explained why she'd be a writer if she wasn't an actor or idol:

Jisoo on the floor with a small brown kitten. Caption reads: "First of all, I like to be alone, quietly."
Jisoo on the floor with a small brown kitten. Caption reads: "First of all, I like to be alone, quietly."

"First of all, I like to be alone, quietly. I also like to imagine things."

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3.When she refused to lose weight as a trainee:

Person with long hair speaking, subtitles read: "I have to eat". Background shows partial text and signage
Person with long hair speaking, subtitles read: "I have to eat". Background shows partial text and signage

“I was told to lose weight but — ‘I have to eat. I like being chubby.’ My boss told me to lose weight, but I replied like that, and the boss left saying I was really weird. No, I like being chubby.”

4.When she confessed she isn't attracted to funny people:

Jisoo talking, with Korean subtitles at the top and English subtitles at the bottom saying, "Fun people? I have to be the funny one."
Jisoo talking, with Korean subtitles at the top and English subtitles at the bottom saying, "Fun people? I have to be the funny one."

“There are those who like fun people. Fun people? I have to be the funny one."

5.And when she revealed why looks don't matter:

Jisoo in white top speaking on a show set with a plush toy in the background. Subtitle reads: "because we all become a skeleton when we die."
Jisoo in white top speaking on a show set with a plush toy in the background. Subtitle reads: "because we all become a skeleton when we die."

“I don't have a preference when it comes to the looks because we all become a skeleton when we die.”

6.When she remembered her obsession with eating paper as a kid:

Jisoo sitting in a chair, speaking, with subtitles saying, "No, seriously! Newspaper has flavor!"
Jisoo sitting in a chair, speaking, with subtitles saying, "No, seriously! Newspaper has flavor!"

“If you chew for a long time, [newspaper] has this distinct flavor…I thought, ‘this is delicious’.

Then one day at kindergarten, I saw colored paper. So I snuck a piece into my pocket and went to the bathroom. Because if I ate it in front of the teacher, they’d take it away. So in the bathroom I ate it, but it was tasteless. Colored paper is not tasty. It has zero flavor.

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Then I saw tissue next to me, so I tried eating that too — but the tissue is just plain bad, not just tasteless.

After that, I quit eating paper...Only newspaper tastes good."

7.When she was asked if she'd rather date a friend's ex or be friends with an ex:

Person with long hair in a white top, speaking. Subtitle reads: "I want none of them around me."
Person with long hair in a white top, speaking. Subtitle reads: "I want none of them around me."

"I hate this. I want none of them around me...kill me."

8.When she confessed cup noodles help her sing better:

Jisoo, wearing a black top, gestures with her hands; English subtitles read, "No, no, you gotta open up your throat and chug it!"
Jisoo, wearing a black top, gestures with her hands; English subtitles read, "No, no, you gotta open up your throat and chug it!"

“None of that bland stuff. You’ve got to eat something spicy…You gotta open your throat and chug it!”

9.And explained just how much she loves spicy food:

Two women are speaking into microphones in a radio studio. Subtitle reads: "Right, if it’s not red, I won’t open my mouth."
Two women are speaking into microphones in a radio studio. Subtitle reads: "Right, if it’s not red, I won’t open my mouth."

"If it's not red, I won't open my mouth."

10.When she explained that she never gets stressed:

Jisoo is speaking, and subtitles read: "A second later, I'll be like, 'Wait, what's for lunch?'"
Jisoo is speaking, and subtitles read: "A second later, I'll be like, 'Wait, what's for lunch?'"

“Even if I get super frustrated, a second later I’ll be like, ‘Wait, what’s for lunch’?”

11.When she explained why exams don't make her nervous:

Jisoo seated at a microphone in a studio, wearing a light textured sweater, with visible subtitles: "Well, since I know I'll do poorly..."
Jisoo seated at a microphone in a studio, wearing a light textured sweater, with visible subtitles: "Well, since I know I'll do poorly..."

“Well, since I know I'll do poorly...I've never been nervous. Because I have no expectations.”

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12.And revealed why she hated art class:

Jisoo sitting in a casual setting, wearing a white sweater, speaking with text overlay: "Because I didn't want to draw weird things."
Jisoo sitting in a casual setting, wearing a white sweater, speaking with text overlay: "Because I didn't want to draw weird things."

“I hated art class the most, because I didn’t want to draw weird things.”

13.When she revealed her beef with Anna from Frozen:

Jisoo, hands covering mouth, overlaid "Do you wanna build a snowman?" text and Korean characters
Jisoo, hands covering mouth, overlaid "Do you wanna build a snowman?" text and Korean characters

“Why is she like that? I’m glad I don’t have a younger sibling. 'Do you want to build a snowman?' She already said she didn’t want to play but she’s at the door like that.”

14.And her love for Disgust in Inside Out 2:

Jisoo wearing a simple black dress speaks in an interview setting. Subtitles: "Disgust was the only one that seemed normal."
Jisoo wearing a simple black dress speaks in an interview setting. Subtitles: "Disgust was the only one that seemed normal."

"Disgust was the only one that seemed normal."

15.When she revealed she always gets the tea:

Person speaking with subtitle: "I am curious about everything."
Person speaking with subtitle: "I am curious about everything."

"I am curious about everything. If there are things others are curious about but they can't ask them, I say, 'I will ask on your behalf'."

16.When she said she watches funny videos when she's feeling down:

Jisoo earphones speaking in a recording studio, with subtitles: "I laugh alone and almost cry myself to sleep."
Jisoo earphones speaking in a recording studio, with subtitles: "I laugh alone and almost cry myself to sleep."

“Even when I’m feeling a bit down, I’m like, ‘What is life?’ And then I go, ‘Oh, am I too down?’ And I look for something funny to watch. I laugh alone and almost cry myself to sleep."

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17.When she said her instincts are always right:

Jisoo smiling and holding a small paper, with subtitles saying, "It is not 'there are times.'"
Jisoo smiling and holding a small paper, with subtitles saying, "It is not 'there are times.'"

“'There are times when your instinct is right.' It is not ‘there are times.' I live based on my instinct.”

18.When she said the strangest experience as CEO of her own company was when someone asked her if they could get a new computer mouse:

Jisoo,looking inquisitive. Subtitles read: "Do I have to know that?"
Jisoo,looking inquisitive. Subtitles read: "Do I have to know that?"

“I need to know stuff like that too?”

19.When she confessed she spends all her money on in-game purchases:

Two people sit at a table, engaged in conversation. Subtitled text reads, "I treat it like an investment."
Two people sit at a table, engaged in conversation. Subtitled text reads, "I treat it like an investment."

"I’m not the type to spend tons of money, so when I play, I treat it like an investment. You know how people buy clothes? And some people are like, ‘Why waste money on a game?’ Well, I buy outfits in games just like people buy clothes in real life."

20.When she explained why New Year's resolutions are pointless:

Jisoo saying "So I have never made a plan for the new year," in a casually styled indoor setting
Jisoo saying "So I have never made a plan for the new year," in a casually styled indoor setting

“Those who will do it are already doing it…I have never made a plan for the new year.”

21.When she said she doesn't understand her younger self:

Woman with long hair looking to the side, subtitle reads: "[Betrayed] What's wrong with her?"
Woman with long hair looking to the side, subtitle reads: "[Betrayed] What's wrong with her?"

“I don’t get her either, what’s wrong with her?”

22.And when she said she never remembers anything she says:

Jisoo speaking in an interview setting, with subtitles reading "so I don't live with it engraved in my heart."
Jisoo speaking in an interview setting, with subtitles reading "so I don't live with it engraved in my heart."

"I just said what I thought of at the time, so I don't live with it engraved in my heart."

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