19 Women Who Made Me Laugh So Hard I Forgot All About My Questionable Life Choices
Krista Torres
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Well, February has come to a close, but we made it through, didn't we, gals?! One thing that made me really happy was seeing this woman's "liberal" makeup transformation that was nothing short of stunning.
After Getting Called Out For Having "MAGA Makeup," This Woman Gave Herself A "Liberal Makeover," And People Cannot Believe The Results https://t.co/Vb7HsLtgXs
So, to round out this week (and month), there's no better cure than a dose of comedy by some of the funniest women on the internet. We've rounded up the best jokes from BlueSky and X...noting that we can't endorse the latter, but we are pleased to bring you the comical relief that can still be found on the platform, free of the surrounding chaos.
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Tweet by user: "Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies."
Aerial view of a large house covered in toilet paper, with several people observing the scene from the driveway
Money aside, this is so wasteful 😭.
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Tweet reads: "talking to yourself while working from home? that's a staff meeting."
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Tweet by rae bandz reads: "I love when it’s a new day.. because now my stomach is empty and ready for new food ? what is the princess going to eat today."
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Tweet by @dietz_meredith: "I would die for my roommate. I would kill for her! But I will never, ever fully pay attention when she explains what her job is."
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Tweet by Kellalena: "Stay humble by listening to a recording of your own voice."
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Map showing fast food locations like McDonald's and Subway around the Pentagon, with a user's humorous request for employees to answer questions
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Tweet: "Weight loss commercials are like No one should ever feel like they need to lose weight ? Nonetheless,"
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Tweet by user Dakota Stallard reads: "im extremely tapped in but also extremely tapped out if that makes sense"
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Post by user @hnnnyyno: "I love unfollowing people who don’t follow me anymore. I hate you too."
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Cat sitting on a chair in a bookstore, facing shelves filled with books on diet and health. Tweet text jokes about the cat's repeated presence there
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Tweet by Katie D: "The crying stops when you leave the work bathroom. It's called professionalism."
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A tweet by Emily May humorously notes a wedding invitation's dress code error: "no white ladies" due to a missing comma
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Profile image with caption: "I am one pocket caught on a door handle away from a complete meltdown."
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A tweet by MK saying, "The last hour of work I be on straight bullshit i ain’t lying"
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Tweet from @t_saditty: "Ok spring I see you showing a lil leg out here ?" with 2.3M views
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Tweet by user saying, "Salmon good as fck I see why bears just grab them b tches out the river."
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Tweet by @StopTweetingMia: "the fact that I’m not sitting on a woman's lap right now is kind of messed up honestly."
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Tweet with the text: "Luteal phase." Below is a question asking, "Is it unethical to go outside if I'm a very ugly person?"
"My former mother-in-law showed up in my hospital room within 30 minutes of me pushing out my fifth daughter and told me, 'It’s a shame she’s a girl.'"
At least eight senior federal prosecutors who worked on the January 6, 2021, US Capitol riot cases have been demoted to entry-level jobs, according to multiple sources and memos obtained by CNN.
New year, same delusional self. Specifically, I once again am heading into Oscars weekend thinking maybe, just maybe, this year’s telecast will be good. Fun to watch, even. Dare we dream so big?
Alexandra Daddario was recently asked by Elle magazine to name the “most outrageous rumor” about herself “that won’t go away.” She didn’t hesitate to give an answer: “That I’m a bad actress.” “I’m not a bad actress,” Daddario said. “I’ve just done some projects that don’t showcase me in the way that I should be …
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