20 People Who Are Having A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Start To 2025 Than You Are

1.The person whose car is eatin' good tonight:

2.The person who got EXACTLY what they ordered:

3.The person who just invented perhaps the most effective alarm clock ever:

4.The Picasso of the washing machine:

5.The person who airmailed their neighbors a very special gift:

6.The person who will never feel whole again:

7.The person whose soup got banished to the Underworld:

8.The person who might a tiny, tiny mess:

9.The person whose "discreet packaging" wasn't so discreet:

10.The person who accidentally sent THIS to their work group chat:

11.The person who just ruined somebody's birthday:

12.The person who gave their car a nice, tangerine-y sheen:

13.The person who found a little friend in their chocolate:

14.The person whose cake was beautifully designed:

15.The person who almost took a bite from Hell:

16.The person whose relaxing bath just took a troubling turn:

17.The person who got this for a tip:

18.The person who is keeping score for the ghosts today:

19.The person who will probably spend about four hours of this flight standing up to go to the bathroom:

20.The person whose bagel would have that lovable ogre Shrek in tears: