20 Hilarious Dating Posts To Validate Why So Many People Are Choosing Single Life Instead

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I've been writing about dating quite a bit, and the only thing I've learned is it's absolutely wild out there.

In honor of everyone still looking for love in 2025, here are 20 hilarious dating stories:

1.Are these the kinds of differences we're supposed to embrace or run from? IDK.

2.(Are you sure?)

3.What's your point? LOL.

4.This response was so toxic I had to wear a hazmat suit to get through it.

5.That's what they mean by 'sharing is caring,' right?

6.In sleep we trust.

7.Well, when you put it like that ...

8.Soooo, what are we supposed to match based on?? Your vibes and punctuation?

9.Being mildly witty will take you far in 2025, I fear.

10.I've read this seven times and still can't figure out how he wants us to feel about this??

11.I regret to inform you that I laughed at this. LOL.

12.Remember what I said about being mildly witty? Exhibit B.

13.SO TAKE A STEP BACK! IT BURNS. LOL.

14.I mean, two points for honesty, I guess. LOL.

15.Thou shalt not claim a man in public before having your investigator friend do a background check.

16.How many red flags can one person wave at a time?

17.Legend has it he's still scrolling on Tinder, wondering why he has no matches.

18.Louder for the people in the back, please!!

19.Unfortunately, I've seen enough evidence to support this theory.

20.And finally: Is that too much to ask??

Now that we're here, how's your dating life going? Tell us some funny stories in the comments.